Tuesday, June 26, 2018

Anarcho-Capitalist Incels


     “AnCap incels” are “involuntarily celibate” Anarcho-capitalists; that is, radically pro-private property individuals who believe themselves to be anarchists, and feel that they have been made celibate against their will (involuntarily).
     The only reason that male heterosexual AnCap incels are not socialists is that they know socialists would not "collectivize the means of reproduction" - as they often joke, and secretly hope - in addition to collectivizing the means of production (factories, farms, factory farms, etc.).
     They assume that their enemies, the socialists, view everything as a resource to be distributed equitably among the people, and also that the socialists consider women "things" like AnCap incels consider them. But they're wrong to assume these things; they make these assumptions due to projection and transference, in hopes that they'll find a socialist who will admit a desire to collectivize or redistribute access to (or ownership of) women.
     If socialists delivered on this “equitable distribution of reproduction” – the AnCap incels' crucial selling point - and assigned a mate (read: sex slave) to each "involuntarily celibate" person (read: person who isn't getting laid but thinks they're entitled to sex), then these AnCap incels would start calling themselves socialists.
     In truth, AnCap incels are traitors to the cause of the free market, because they refuse to allow themselves to be subjected to the ordinary forces of the so-called “dating market” or “sexual marketplace” . That is, they refuse to subject themselves to the effects which arise when you're dog-dick ugly and you can't stop talking shit about people who aren't cis men; the demand of you plummets, and since supply change because there's only one of you, your value goes down too.
     AnCaps are not anarchists, because they hate this state, but fantasize about essentially having their own personal state. They want to replicate all the worst aspects of statism (exclusivity, monopoly, terrritorialism, and legitimate violence) at a microcosmic scale on their own property. AnCaps want to own land and businesses for the specific purpose of excluding people, or else killing people whom they can trick into accidentally trespassing, or overstaying their welcome, on their property. And, if inviting them on, then only in order to interfere with their freedom of travel, and trick them into selling their labor, in order to reap profit at their expense while there. Additionally, sometimes, even to destroy the land for fun, or otherwise ruin it or make it unusable for others (thus destroying something he didn't create).
     AnCap incels are traitors to both socialism and the free market. Real anarchists don't hate communists; they help them shoot fascists. Real anarchists don't treat women as property, they help them shoot rapists, and help them pour acid over half of their family for trying to marry them off to an ugly old incel relative.
     Sex and physical affection are arguably human needs, but anyone who refuses to admit that being born with any human need doesn't obligate any particular person to fulfill that need for someone. To argue otherwise is to suggest that human beings and their bodies are nothing more than dead resources which should be considered up for allocation and distribution according to the whims of the market, to be delivered to the doors of the highest bidders.
     What AnCap incels want borders on sex slavery, arranged marriage, and other forms of forced and coerced sexual relationships. AnCap incels should not be having sex with anybody, much less encouraging legions of young male AnCap incels to go out and meet women, nor especially to attempt to teach anyone about political philosophy. Therefore, for the good of everyone whom AnCap incels want to have sex with, they should stay home, and very literally go fuck themselves, and no one else.






Originally Written on June 13th, 2018
Edited, Expanded, and Published on June 26th, 2018

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