Russiagate and Pizzagate Are So Complex Because They're Really Eighty-Two Different Sub-Theories (Incomplete)

Table of Contents

In Five Parts:

Part 1: Pizzagate (2011 and 2016)

Part 2: Russiagate (2015-2016)

Part 3: Pizzagate (2016-2017)

Part 4: Russiagate (2015-2019)

Part 5: Pizzagate (2011, 2015, and 2019)

Part 1: Pizzagate (2011 and 2016)

Weinergate (Anthony Weiner and Huma Abedin)

1. Weiner-Gate 1: Anthony-Weiner-Sexted-Women-Gate
- the idea that Anthony Weiner sexted grown women
2. Weiner-Gate 2: Anthony-Weiner-Used-His-Son-As-Bait-in-Sexts-Gate
- the idea that Anthony Weiner used his son as “bait” to attract women in sext messages
3. Weiner-Gate 3: Anthony-Weiner-Sexted-Teenage-Girls-Gate
- the idea that Anthony Weiner send messages with sexual content to teenage girls
4. Weiner-Gate 4: Anthony-Weiner's-Laptop-Had-Hillary-Emails-Gate
- the idea that Anthony Weiner's laptop and emails led to the exposure of Hillary Clinton's e- mails
5. Weiner-Gate 5: Abedin-Hillary-Emails-Gate
- the allegation that Abedin forwarded State Department passwords and sensitive information to Yahoo before hundreds of millions of Yahoo accounts were hacked in 2016 by foreign agents (possibly Russians)
6. Weiner-Gate 6: Hillary-and-Huma-Abedin-Sex-Tape-Gate / Frazzledrip-Gate
- the idea that there is a Huma Abedin / Hillary Clinton sex tape (possibly involving an
underage girl)
7. Weiner-Gate 7: Original-Pizzagate / Literal Pizza-Gate / Donald-Trump-Eats-Pizza-with-a-Fork- Gate / the Coverup of Donald Trump's Knowledge of Pizzagate in 2011
- the possibility that Jon Stewart used his show to cover-up the fact that Donald Trump knew about Pizzagate back in 2011, five years before it broke

Three Post-Weinergate Explanations of How Trump Knew About Pizzagate in 2011
8. Time-Traveling-Trump-Gate / Trump-is-Biff-from-”Back-to-the-Future”-Gate / Trump-is-a-God- Gate / Cult-of-Kek-Gate
- the idea that Trump knew about Pizzagate five years early because he is a time-traveler and/or a god

9. (Clinton-Foundation-in-) Haiti-Gate / Laura-Silsby-Gayler-Gate / New-Life-Children's-Refuge- Gate
- the idea that Trump was talking about the possibility that Laura Silsby's work for the Clinton Foundation involved trafficking children
10. Breitbart-Podesta-Gate / Trump-Knew-About-Podesta-in-2011-Gate
- the idea that Trump was talking about hearing the news about the leaking of Hillary's campaign manager John Podesta's e-mails way back in 2011 because he read a tweet by Andrew Breitbart accusing John Podesta of covering-up sex trafficking


Part 2: Russiagate (2015-2016)

Accusations of Russian Bots and Russian Troll Farms Leveled at Trump, Clinton, and Sanders

11. Russiagate 1: Hillary-Accuses-Trump-of-Russian-Bots-Gate / Facebook-Cambridge-Analytica-

Gate
- the accusation that the Trump campaign used Russian internet bots to troll Hillary Clinton supporters in order to harm her campaign
12. Russiagate 2: Hillary-Accuses-Bernie-of-Russian-Bots-Gate
- the accusation that the Bernie Sanders campaign used Russian bots to harm Hillary's chances
13. Russiagate 3: Bernie-Accuses-Hillary-of-Russian-Bots-Gate
- the accusation that Hillary's campaign used Russian bots against her opponents
14. Russiagate 4: Hillary-Accuses-Trump-of-Russian-Troll-Farms-Gate / I.R.A.-Gate (Internet- Research-Agency-Gate)
- the allegations that Trump associates enlisted the help of “Russian internet troll farms” during the campaign

Thirteen Hillary Clinton Wikileaks Scandals

15. Hillary-Wikileaks-Gate 1: Hillary-F.B.I.-State-Department-Bribery-Gate
- the revelation that Hillary may have lied to, and/or tried to bribe, the State Department and F.B.I.
16. Hillary-Wikileaks-Gate 2: Hillary-Podesta-Emails-Gate
- the revelation that Hillary sent John Podesta sensitive information, possibly illegally, while his e-mail and network connections were not secure
17. Hillary-Wikileaks-Gate 3: Benghazi / Servergate
- the revelation that Hillary may have either colluded with the State Department to withhold her e-mails relevant to Benghazi, or may have attempted to wipe her computer server (or her e-mails with a program called BleachBit)
18. Hillary-Wikileaks-Gate 4: Clinton-Foundation-Foreign-Campaign-Money-Gate
- the revelations that Bill and Hillary accepted campaign and charity funds from various Middle Eastern countries, possibly illegally
19. Hillary-Wikileaks-Gate 5: Hillary-is-Amoral,-Insane,-Sick,-and-Dying-Gate
- the revelations that Hillary is amoral, abusive, incompetent, insane, sick, and/or dying
20. Hillary-Wikileaks-Gate 6: Hillary-Racist-Comments-Gate
- the revelations that Hillary has made numerous arguably racist statements throughout her career

21. Hillary-Wikileaks-Gate 7: Hillary-Colluded-with-Media-Gate
- the revelations that Hillary colluded with various media outlets during the 2016 election
22. Hillary-Wikileaks-Gate 8: Hillary-Rigged-Polls-and-Colluded-with-Soros-and-SuperPACs-Gate
- the allegations that Hillary rigged the polls and received funding from George Soros
23. Hillary-Wikileaks-Gate 9: Hillary-Colluded-with-the-D.N.C.-Against-Bernie-Gate
- the allegations that Hillary rigged the 2016 Democratic National Convention against the Bernie Sanders campaign
24. Hillary-Wikileaks-Gate 10: Hillary-Colluded-Against-the-G.O.P.-Gate
- the allegations that Hillary conspired against several Republican candidates for president
25. Hillary-Wikileaks-Gate 11: Hillary-Hates-Women-Gate

- the revelations that Hillary has intimidated her husband's sexual abuse accusers into silence
26. Russiagate 5: Hillary-Wikileaks-Gate 12: Hillary-Met-Putin-Gate (incl. Trump-Met-Putin-Gate)
- the revelation that Hillary bragged about being in Vladimir Putin's “inner sanctum” (and also the idea that Donald Trump bragged about meeting Putin)
27. Hillary-Wikileaks-Gate 13 / Obama-Hillary-Gate 1: Obama-Knew-About-Hillary's-Corruption- Gate
- the revelations that President Barack Obama wrote to Hillary under a false name while he knew her server wasn't properly protected (and moreover tried to cover it up)

Terrence Bean and Howard Gutman

28. Obama-Hillary-Gate 2: Obama-Gutman-Bean-Gate
- two allegations of child sex crimes which possibly implicate Barack Obama, involving Howard Gutman (who was accused of having sex with minors after he was appointed by Obama to the position of Ambassador to Belgium) and Terrence Bean (an Obama “bundler” who was charged with sexual abuse of a minor boy)

Nine Scandals Involving Leaks (and Possibly Hacks) of Hillary's and the D.N.C.'s E-Mails

29. Russiagate 6: D.N.C.-Hack-Gate
- the notion that the D.N.C. e-mails were not only leaked, but also hacked
30. Russiagate 7: Hillary-Campaign-Accuses-Russians-of-Hacking-Election-Gate
- the Hillary Clinton campaign's post-election accusation of Russian interference with the election
31. Seth-Rich-Was-Murdered-Gate
- the murder of D.N.C. staffer Seth Rich
32. D.N.C.-Leak-Gate 1: Seth-Rich-Was-Involved-in-D.N.C.-Leaks-Gate / Craig-Murray-Gate / Uzbekistan-Gate
- the idea that Seth Rich (or possibly a man named Craig Murray) may have been the source of the D.N.C. e-mail leaks
33. Russiagate 8 / D.N.C.-Leak-Gate 2: Guccifer-2.0-is-a-Russian-Gate
- the idea that Guccifer 2.0 is a Russian agent, when the original Guccifer is from Romania and believes that Guccifer 2.0 is an invention of the U.S. government
34. Russiagate 9: Hillary's-Private-Emails-Leak-Gate
- the idea that Hillary's e-mails were leaked
35. Russiagate 10: Hillary's-Private-Emails-Hack-Gate
- the idea that Hillary's e-mails were hacked
36. D.C.-Leaks-Gate / Colin-Powell-Email-Leaks-Gate
- the leaking of Colin Powell's e-mails and Michelle Obama's passport by D.C. Leaks
37. Russiagate 11: Seventeen-Intelligence-Agencies-Gate (incl. Hillary-Says-17-Intelligence- Agencies-Say-Russia-Was-Behind-Leaked-Emails-Gate and Trump-Denies-Importance- of-17-Intelligence-Agencies-Saying-Russia-Was-Behind-Leaked-Emails-Gate)
- the idea that the existence of 17 intelligence agencies negates the importance of several agencies finding Russia-Trump collusion
Part 3: Pizzagate (2016-2017)

Eleven Scandals Related to John Podesta, Pizzagate, and the “QAnon / Deep State” Phenomenon

38. Russiagate 12 / Podestagate 1: John-Podesta's-Private-Emails-Hack-Gate
- the allegation that John Podesta's e-mail was hacked
39. Russiagate 13 / Podestagate 2: John-Podesta's-Private-Emails-Leak-Gate
- the allegation that John Podesta's e-mail was leaked
40. Comet-Ping-Pong-Gate 1: Real-Pizzagate / Edgar-Maddison-Welch-Gate / Comet-Ping-Pong- Pizza-Server-Child-Porn-Gate
- the view that the Pizzagate conspiracy theory is really primarily about not Hillary Clinton, but Edgar Maddison Welch shooting up a computer server at Comet Ping Pong because he believed it to contain child pornography
41. Fake-Pizzagate (the “Official” Pizzagate Narrative)
- the view that the Pizzagate conspiracy theory is about direct involvement of Hillary Clinton in child sex trafficking
42. Comet-Ping-Pong-Gate 2: Pizzagate-Germanygate
- the allegations that Comet Ping Pong owner James Alefantis has ties with Germany, which suggest that Pizzagate is an international conspiracy
43. Podestagate 3: Podestagate-Luzzattogate-Ukrainegate
- the idea that the primary piece of evidence in Pizzagate pertains to correspondence between Podesta and another top Hillary Clinton aide named Tamera Stanton Luzzatto
44. Podestagate 4: Podesta-Audio-Gate
- the idea that there exists audio of John Podesta raping a young girl
45. Podestagate 5: Podestas-Killed-Madeleine-McCann-Gate
- the idea that John Podesta and his brother Tony raped and murdered Madeline McCann in Portugal in 2007
46. Vanderbilt-Mansion-Gate
- the idea that the Vanderbilt Mansion has housed the torture of children, and that that torture appeared in paintings by Julie Roberts (Julie; not Julia)
47. Getty-Center-Gate
- the idea that children are being enslaved underneath the Getty Center
48. Deep State Theory / QAnon / The Storm / The Great Awakening
- the “QAnon / Deep State / Great Awakening / The Storm” phenomenon holds that Trump and the Southern District of New York (and other courts) are going to announce huge numbers of child trafficking busts at any moment
Part 4: Russiagate (2015-2019)

Sixteen Scandals Related to Possible Collusion with Russia, Involving Hillary Clinton, Donald
Trump, and Paul Manafort

49. Russiagate 14: Pre-2016-Election-Voter-Data-Access-by-Russians-Gate
- the idea that Russians accessed American voter data illegally in 2015
50. Russiagate 15: Russians-Sought-to-Influence-Election-in-All-50-States-Gate
- the idea that Russians sought to influence the 2016 election in all fifty states
51. Russiagate 16: Trump-Asked-Russians-to-Find-Hillary-Clinton's-Missing-Emails-Gate
- the fact that Trump openly asked “Russia” to find Hillary's missing 30,000 e-mails during a news conference in July 2016
52. Russiagate 17: Everyone-Against-Hillary-is-a-Russian-Gate / Jill-Stein-and-Greens-Accused-of- Russian-Bots / Jill-Stein-Putin-Meeting-Gate / RussiaToday-Accused-of-Pro-Trump,- Pro-Bernie-Bias-Gate
- the theory that nearly everyone who opposes Hillary Clinton is either a Russian or working with the Russians, including the Green Party and Susan Sarandon
53. Russiagate 18: Donald-Trump-Jr.-Communicated-with-Wikileaks-Gate / Mike-Erickson-Gate / Assange-Manafort-Gate
- the idea that Donald Trump Jr. colluded with Wikileaks
54. Russiagate 19: Trump-Tower-Moscow-Gate
- the idea that Trump colluded with the Russians in part because of his interests in building a Trump Tower Moscow
55. Russiagate 20: Steele-Dossier-Gate / Trump-Russia-Dossier-Gate / Piss-Gate / F.I.S.A.-Report- Gate / Samantha-Power-”Unmasking”-Gate / Carter-Page-Gate / Page- Strzok-”Insurance-Policy”-Gate
- the conspiracy surrounding the Steele Dossier (including the idea that Donald Trump has a urine fetish, and the question of who commissioned the dossier)
56. Russiagate 21: Spygate / Obama-Spied-on-Trump-Tower-Gate
- the idea that the Obama Administration spied on Donald Trump in Trump Tower
57. Russiagate 22: Uranium One (“The Real Russiagate” According to the Trump Team)
- the conspiracy surrounding the Uranium One scandal
58. Russiagate-Ukrainegate 1: Trump-Tower-Meeting-Gate 1: Veselnitskaya-Gate / G.P.S.-Fusion- Gate
- the idea that the Trumps' goal at the famed “Trump Tower meeting” with Russians was to extract dirt on Hillary Clinton
59. Russiagate-Ukrainegate 2: Trump-Tower-Meeting-Gate 2: Adoption-Gate
- the idea that the goal of that Trump Tower meeting was to discuss the safety of adopted Russian children in America (like the Trumps insisted was the case)
60. Russiagate-Ukrainegate 3: Trump-Tower-Meeting-Gate 3: Trump-Violated-Emoluments-Clause- Gate
- the idea that Trump and/or his associates violated the Emoluments Clause in their dealings with foreign nations, especially Russia
61. Russiagate-Ukrainegate 4: Manafort-Gate 1: Kilimnik-Gate
- the allegation that Paul Manafort had ties to Russia through a man named Kilimnik
62. Russiagate-Ukrainegate 5: Manafort-Gate 2: Chalupa-Gate
- the allegations surrounding Alexandra Chalupa's role in the firing of Paul Manafort
63. Russiagate-Ukrainegate 6: Manafort-Gate 3: Butina-Gate
- the idea that the conviction and jailing of Maria Butina, and the roles of Michael Flynn and Rick Gates in that scandal, indicate Russian involvement
64. Russiagate-Ukrainegate 7: Manafort-Gate 4: Zlochevsky-Gate
- the possibility that Paul Manafort's ties to Ukraine, rather than Russia, should be the primary cause for concern in the Manafort scandal
Part 5: Pizzagate (2011, 2015, and 2019)

Seventeen Scandals Related to Joe Biden, Jeffrey Epstein, and Several Middle Eastern Countries

65. Bidengate 1: Biden-Tells-Girl-He's-Horny-Gate
- the idea that Joe Biden told a teenage girl that he was “horny” live on C-SPAN
66. Bidengate 2: Biden-Gropes-Women-Gate
- the allegations of unwanted touching leveled against Joe Biden by eight different women
67. Bidengate 3: Nipplegate / Joe-Biden-Pinched-an-Eight-Year-Old-Girl's-Nipple-Live-on-C- SPAN-Gate
- the possibility that Joe Biden pinched a young girl's nipple live on C-SPAN during a congressional swearing-in ceremony
68. Bidengate 4 / Ukrainegate 1: Bidengate-Ukrainegate
- the possibility that the Biden family's business interests in Ukraine (with Burisma) shows common ties to Tony Podesta, the Kerry family, and Mykola Zlochevsky and Paul Manafort
69. Ukrainegate 2: “Fuck-the-E.U.-Gate” / Nuland-Pyatt / America-Chose-Ukraine's-Leaders-Gate
- the idea that the Biden family's interests in Ukraine implicate Ukraine rather than Russia in 2016 election meddling
70. Russiagate 23 / Turkeygate 1: Fethullah-Gulen-Gate / Michael-Flynn-Russian-Connections-Gate
- the revelation that the United States, under Obama and Hillary Clinton, apparently conspired to choose the new leaders of Ukraine the year after it broke out in civil war
71. Epstein-Gate 1: Acosta-Gate / Acosta-Epstein-Gate
- the idea that former Trump Labor Secretary Alexander Acosta is to blame for letting Epstein off in 2007
72. Epstein-Gate 2: Epstein-Suicide-Gate
- the idea that Epstein attempted to commit suicide before his death in jail
73. Epstein-Gate 3: Epstein-Death-Gate
- the idea that Epstein's death was committed by people hired by the Clintons, or perhaps even faked
74. Epstein-Gate 4: Bill-Gates-M.I.T.-Gate
- the theory that Epstein trafficked AIDS drugs and weapons for the Clinton Foundation and/or the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, and the revelation that Epstein directed a $2 million donation from Bill Gates to the M.I.T. (Massachusetts Institute of Technology) Media Lab;

75. Epstein-Gate 5: NXIVM-Bronfmans-Bear-Stearns-Gate
- the possibility that the NXIVM Hollywood sex cult scandal implicates the Clintons, Kristin Gillibrand's father, Jeffrey Epstein, the Bronfmans, Canada, and/or Israel as complicit in sex trafficking, and also points to the firm Bear Stearns
76. Epstein-Gate 6: Mark-Epstein-Gate
- the idea that Jeffrey Epstein's brother Mark's ties to the modeling industry and the Adam- Schiff-affiliated Humpty Dumpty Institute, suggests his possible guilt as well as a potential conflict of interest in potential Democratic investigations of Epstein's NXIVM ties and/or other of Epstein's associates
77. Epstein-Gate 7: Deutsche-Bank-Gate
- the possible relevance of the German-owned Deutsche Bank to financial issues surrounding Epstein, Trump, and the World Trade Center
78. Epstein-Gate 8: Dershowitz-Gate / Dershowitz-Epstein-Gate
- the theory that Jeffrey Epstein and Alan Dershowitz are Israeli spies because Epstein hired Dershowitz several times and Dershowitz has defended Israeli spies several times
79. Epstein-Gate 9: Epstein-Maxwell-Gate 1 / Turkey-Saudi-Israel-Gate 2: PROMIS-Khashoggi- Archimedes-Gate / Epstein-is-an-Israeli-Spy-Gate
- the idea that Jeffrey Epstein's ties to Robert Maxwell indicate possible Israeli involvement in the death of one or two members of the Khashoggi family of Saudi Arabia, as well as the allegations that Jeffrey Epstein was an asset of Israeli intelligence, and that his associates photographed wealthy people engaging in sex with underage girls in order to blackmail them into giving him money and promoting Israeli interests
80. Epstein-Gate 10: Iran-Contra-Gate
- the possibility that the Epstein and Khashoggi scandals point to the Iran-Contra money-for- drugs-and-weapons trafficking scandal which began in the early 1980s
81. Israelgate
- the possibility that Epstein's ties to Israel, Israel's interests in getting rid of Khashoggi, recent U.S.-Israeli friction, and other revelations, point to possible Israeli interference in the 2016 U.S. election;
82. The-Pro-Russiagate-/-Anti-Pizzagate-Movement-is-a-Cult-Gate
- the idea that the movement within the Democratic Party, which zealously rejects Pizzagate theories while embracing Russiagate, has reached cult-like proportions, which are on-par in their ridiculousness with the claims about Trump being a god (or God)

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along with between 18 and 38 additional subtheories.]

Read the first summary of theories surrounding Pizzagate that I wrote, a year after Edgar Maddison Welch shot up Comet Ping Pong Pizza in Washington, D.C.:
http://aquarianagrarian.blogspot.com/2017/11/pizzagate.html

Links to all of my articles on Pizzagate, Russiagate, Ukrainegate, and related topics:
http://aquarianagrarian.blogspot.com/2019/03/links-to-all-of-my-articles-and-videos.html

See the New York Times's reporting on Pizzagate:
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/12/10/business/media/pizzagate.html

Video link to my presentation on Pizzagate, Russiagate, Epstein, etc.:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqhoJOQ0Rws&feature=youtu.be

Compiled, written, and published on May 31st, 2019
Edited and Expanded on June 5th, 9th, 14th, and 17th,
August 19th and 31st, and September 2nd, 3rd, 8th, and 9th, 2019

Originally published under the title
"Russiagate and Pizzagate Are Complex Because They're Really 37 Different Sub-Theories"