The following list of thirty
television shows, consists of shows that either desensitize people to children
getting hurt physically or sexually, or juxtapose sexual humor with children.
By publishing this list, I do not
mean to recommend any sort of ban on the broadcast or distribution of said
shows (at least not yet).
This list is solely intended as a
way of cautioning adults about shows their children might watch, which could
traumatize them, if they saw the wrong clip, or the wrong episode.
1. American Dad! (FOX)
The show has alluded to the
teenage character Steve masturbating, and once featured a Christmas episode
about the child-abusing demon Krampus who assists Santa Claus.
2. America’s Funniest Home Videos (ABC)
The late 2010s era of the show,
frequently broadcast videos of children getting hurt, and used them as a source
of comedy and entertainment. The show arguably trains people to laugh when
children get hurt.
3. Beavis and Butt-Head (MTV)
The show regularly featured the
teenage characters trying to “score” and talking about masturbating and trying
to get hand jobs.
4. Big Mouth (Netflix)
The show deals with sexual
issues experienced by pubertal teenagers, and features a grotesque, hairy monster
that symbolizes puberty.
5. Community (NBC)
The show features a scene in
which Alison Brie’s character sings “Santa Baby” in a baby voice to the character
played by Joel McHale.
6. Dance Moms (Lifetime)
The show features dance
instructor Abby Lee Miller. On the show, Miller has been shown with her foot on
a young dancer’s back, giving another dancer an unwanted kiss and making her
kiss a boy when she didn’t want to, and two mothers noticing that Miller was “obsessed”
with one of the dancers. Several episodes feature the mothers struggling about whether
their daughters were being objectified by their costumes and the choreography.
7. Drawn Together (Comedy Central)
The show features a superhero
character named Captain Hero, who, in one episode, wishes for “a
twelve-year-old girl and a donkey”. Another episode features the character “Steve
from Long Island” saying that he is “into twelve-year-olds” just as he walks
off screen.
8. Family Feud (ABC)
The late 1970s and early 1980s
version of the show featured host Richard Dawson, who was known to pressure
contestants – wives, and even young daughters – to kiss him on the lips.
9.
Family Guy (FOX)
The show features two pedophile
characters prominently; Glenn Quagmire, and Herbert the Pervert. The show makes
Quagmire into a beloved character, and then reveals that he has raped underage
Asian girls, named his daughter after a sex act, and wants to have sex with his
own daughter when she turns 18.
The show also features numerous references to
male-on-male rape (especially prison rape) as a source of humor.
On the other hand, the show has also depicted pedophiles negatively, in reference to two male characters (one in fashion, and the other in entertainment and looking suspiciously like possible pedophile Bryan Singer) who may have been hitting on the Stewie character. The Stewie character has evolved, over the years, from a baby who sounds like Rex Harrison and is bent on matricide and world domination, to a baby who is simply gay.
The show has also featured scenes where the references to minors' sexuality are perhaps deliberately vague as to "which side the show is on". One was a television show written by Brian that became incestuous and featured James Woods. Another involved the Griffin family becoming the stars of a reality TV show, which required Meg to be replaced by a more attractive actress (in which the show made a brief homage to Lolita).
10.
Golan the Insatiable (Adult Swim on Cartoon Network)
The first episode of the show
begins with a monster walking into a city hall building, in front of a parent
and child, and demanding that a statue of a demon be placed in the town square.
The show also features vulgar names. Essentially, it is a show about demons,
packaged in the cuteness of the cartoon world.
11.
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (TLC)
The show, which focuses on Alana
“Honey Boo Boo” Thompson, who competes in child beauty pageants. The show’s
purpose is essentially to glorify the girl’s mother June Edith “Mama June”
Shannon, who, for some reason, keeps dating pedophiles. “Mama June” Shannon has
dated at least two sex offenders against juveniles; Mark McDaniel and Michael Anthony
Ford.
12.
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TBS)
The show once did an episode
about putting on a child beauty pageant, which included sexual themes. The show
also alluded to man-on-boy and woman-on-boy rape in the “Charlie Wrote a
Musical” episode.
13.
MadTV (FOX)
In the early 2000s, Michael
McDonald played a recurring character named “Stuart”. Stuart is a little boy with
a porcelain face who is, for some reason, six feet tall, with the appearance of
a grown man. The show also did a sketch featuring Mo Collins playing Judy
Garland’s Dorothy Gale in a sexed-up take on
The Wizard of Oz.
14.
Modern Family (ABC)
In the show, Eric Stonestreet plays
Cameron “Cam” Tucker, and Sofia Vergara plays Gloria Maria Ramirez
Delgado-Pritchett. The show features jokes that involve Cam Tucker referring to
children’s “beautiful bodies”, and Vergara’s character making a pun referring to
a “mother’s tongue” in the ear of the teenage boy character Manny.
15.
Nathan for You (Comedy Central)
Nathan Fielder hosts this “prank
show”. The show has featured him subjecting children to at least two
potentially sexual situations. In one episode, Fielder appeared to meet with
parents who were allowing their son to lay in a sound-proof box while
surrounded by adults having an orgy. It’s unclear, however, how much of this
was real and how much was scripted and made to look as it seemed. Fielder also
did an episode in which, if he failed to escape from a device before a robotic
arm pulled his pants down, he would be arrested as a sex offender. The episode
ended with a little girl saying that she kind of wanted to see his pants get
pulled off. Again, it’s unclear how much of this was simulated; Fielder could
very well have prevented the robotic arm from pulling his pants up from the
very start.
16.
Pen15 (Netflix)
The show features grown adults playing
characters based on themselves as young teenagers. The show once featured a
masturbation sequence involving a bedpost.
17.
Rick & Morty (Adult Swim on Cartoon Network)
The show has an episode in which
Morty, a teenage boy, gets raped in a bathroom by an alien. The show has also
suggested that Rick – or, at least, some version of Rick in an alternate
dimension – desires to have sex with his own grandson and granddaughter. The
show’s creator, Dan Harmon, has been criticized for making a cartoon about
child rape.
18.
Rocko’s Modern Life (Nickelodeon)
The show once created an
11-minute episode in which Rocko’s dog, Spunky, falls in love with a mop
(because of its appearance of having blonde hair). The dog proceeds to hump the
mop at every opportunity (with a squeaking sound), and Rocko has to discipline
him for it.
19.
Saturday Night Live (NBC)
Saturday Night Live has
broadcast at least 54 sketches in which pedophilia and child sexual abuse are
the punchlines.
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20.
Seinfeld (NBC)
The 48
th, 50
th,
51
st, and 56
th episodes of Seinfeld deal with George
being attracted to a teenage girl, Jerry infantilizing his girlfriend in the
bedroom, and Jerry trying to have sex with a virgin. Seinfeld began dating his
wife, Shoshanna, when she was 17 and he was 38.
21.
South Park (Comedy Central)
The show displays cartoon
children in inappropriate situations, ostensibly in order to criticize the
exploitation of children. The show is often so nuanced, that it is difficult to
tell whether the show is making light of pedophilia and teaching kids dirty
words, or being genuinely wholesome. The show has featured the character Wendy
(a nine-year-old girl) getting breast implants, and has shown Butters having a
vibrating object inserted into his rear end as part of therapy after trauma.
The show also did an episode in which Butters became a pimp, convincing girls
in his class to sell kisses. In an early episode, Kenny spent hours inside his
bus driver’s vagina. After Scientologist Isaac Hayes died, his character Chef
was depicted as someone who ran away with a pedophilic cult.
22.
SpongeBob (Nickelodeon)
One character on this children’s
show, Mr. Krabs, has a daughter named Pearl, who is of a different species. Mr.
Krabs is a crab, and Pearl is a sperm whale. Pearl’s mother is another sperm
whale, but is never seen. Some fans have offered a theory: Pearl calls Mr.
Krabs “daddy” because he is her sugar daddy. The show also portrays SpongeBob
and Patrick Star (a starfish) in sexual manners, emphasizing Patrick’s
buttocks, and showing SpongeBob doing pelvic thrusts.
23. Sixteen and Pregnant (MTV)
No show called “Sixteen and
Pregnant” should exist for more than one season. After the first season, you’re
not making a documentary; you’re holding auditions for older teenage boys to
rape and impregnate younger teenage girls. MTV owns the children’s channel Nickelodeon.
24. Skins (MTV)
The show portrays teenagers in
an overtly sexual way, even appearing to offer sex advice, and promote losing
one’s virginity while one is still a teenager in high school.
25. The Mick (FX, FXX, FOX)
The show features Kaitlin Olsen
(of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia), playing an irresponsible woman
named Mackenzie who must become the guardian of her niece and nephew. The show has
featured jokes that juxtapose children against alcohol, drugs, and sex for
laughs.
26. The Ren & Stimpy Show (Nickelodeon)
John Kricfalusi, the lead animator
of the show, dated a 16-year-old girl who was an assistant animator, when he
was in his 30s. The show itself features rubber nipples, grotesque oversexualized
human characters, and infantilization of both main characters. Confusion as to
whether the dog and cat characters should be dressed or not, and the
normalization of bizarre behaviors through lovable anthropomorphized animal
characters, are also frequent sources of humor for this “cringey” cartoon show.
27. The Sally Jesse Raphael Show / Sally (NBC)
Raphael brought teenage girls,
who were “dating” grown men in their 30s, onto her show, only to downplay the
criminal aspect of what their “boyfriends” (rapists) were doing. Raphael treated
the girls as if they were “out of control” rather than the playthings of grown
male child molesters.
28. The Simpsons (FOX)
The show has featured ten-year-old troublemaker character Bart mooning people, references to Ralph Wiggum and other students witnessing Principal Skinner and Edna Krabappel having sex in a janitor's closet, and "Treehouse of Horror" episodes referring to adults eating children.
The show also did an episode starring the speaking voice (but not the singing voice) of Michael Jackson, appearing as a mental patient named Leon Kompowski, who thinks he is Michael Jackson. The show removed the Michael Jackson episode from syndication after Jackson's death. Jackson was accused of sexual impropriety by as many as 13 different people, at least five of whom verifiably met Jackson and had their photographs taken with him.
29.
This is Not Happening (Comedy Central)
This show, hosted by comedian
Roy Wood Jr. (of Daily Show fame), once included an opening sequence that showed
children inside of a strip club, playing with money, while surrounded by partially
clothes dancing adult women.
30.
Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! (Adult Swim on Cartoon
Network)
In 2010, the show did a sketch
called “Original Child Clown Outlet”, featuring Will Ferrell. In this sketch,
Ferrell is shown beating children who are crying (it is simulated), makes
references to sperm donation, and says “Don’t touch the clowns; let the clowns
touch you.”
31.
Toddlers & Tiaras (TLC)
The show features very young child
beauty pageant contestants. In a similar manner to Dance Moms, the costumes and
choreography push the envelope from dance practice into objectification and
exploitation. One episode featured a five-year-old girl dancing inside of a cage.
Compiled between 2020
and October 2021
Written on October 6th,
2021
Originally Published on October 6th, 2021 as
"Thirty Television Shows That May Be Trying
to Promote Pedophilia and/or Child Abuse"
Edited and Expanded on October 8th, 2021