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Wednesday, October 6, 2021

Thirty-One Television Shows That May Be Trying to Promote Pedophilia and/or Child Abuse

     The following list of thirty television shows, consists of shows that either desensitize people to children getting hurt physically or sexually, or juxtapose sexual humor with children.

     By publishing this list, I do not mean to recommend any sort of ban on the broadcast or distribution of said shows (at least not yet).
     This list is solely intended as a way of cautioning adults about shows their children might watch, which could traumatize them, if they saw the wrong clip, or the wrong episode.





1. American Dad! (FOX)

     The show has alluded to the teenage character Steve masturbating, and once featured a Christmas episode about the child-abusing demon Krampus who assists Santa Claus.


2. America’s Funniest Home Videos (ABC)

     The late 2010s era of the show, frequently broadcast videos of children getting hurt, and used them as a source of comedy and entertainment. The show arguably trains people to laugh when children get hurt.


3. Beavis and Butt-Head (MTV)

     The show regularly featured the teenage characters trying to “score” and talking about masturbating and trying to get hand jobs.


4. Big Mouth (Netflix)

     The show deals with sexual issues experienced by pubertal teenagers, and features a grotesque, hairy monster that symbolizes puberty.


5. Community (NBC)

     The show features a scene in which Alison Brie’s character sings “Santa Baby” in a baby voice to the character played by Joel McHale.


6. Dance Moms (Lifetime)

     The show features dance instructor Abby Lee Miller. On the show, Miller has been shown with her foot on a young dancer’s back, giving another dancer an unwanted kiss and making her kiss a boy when she didn’t want to, and two mothers noticing that Miller was “obsessed” with one of the dancers. Several episodes feature the mothers struggling about whether their daughters were being objectified by their costumes and the choreography.


7. Drawn Together (Comedy Central)

     The show features a superhero character named Captain Hero, who, in one episode, wishes for “a twelve-year-old girl and a donkey”. Another episode features the character “Steve from Long Island” saying that he is “into twelve-year-olds” just as he walks off screen.


8. Family Feud (ABC)

     The late 1970s and early 1980s version of the show featured host Richard Dawson, who was known to pressure contestants – wives, and even young daughters – to kiss him on the lips.


9. Family Guy (FOX)

     The show features two pedophile characters prominently; Glenn Quagmire, and Herbert the Pervert. The show makes Quagmire into a beloved character, and then reveals that he has raped underage Asian girls, named his daughter after a sex act, and wants to have sex with his own daughter when she turns 18.
     The show also features numerous references to male-on-male rape (especially prison rape) as a source of humor.
     On the other hand, the show has also depicted pedophiles negatively, in reference to two male characters (one in fashion, and the other in entertainment and looking suspiciously like possible pedophile Bryan Singer) who may have been hitting on the Stewie character. The Stewie character has evolved, over the years, from a baby who sounds like Rex Harrison and is bent on matricide and world domination, to a baby who is simply gay.
    The show has also featured scenes where the references to minors' sexuality are perhaps deliberately vague as to "which side the show is on". One was a television show written by Brian that became incestuous and featured James Woods. Another involved the Griffin family becoming the stars of a reality TV show, which required Meg to be replaced by a more attractive actress (in which the show made a brief homage to Lolita).


10. Golan the Insatiable (Adult Swim on Cartoon Network)

     The first episode of the show begins with a monster walking into a city hall building, in front of a parent and child, and demanding that a statue of a demon be placed in the town square. The show also features vulgar names. Essentially, it is a show about demons, packaged in the cuteness of the cartoon world.


11. Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (TLC)

     The show, which focuses on Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson, who competes in child beauty pageants. The show’s purpose is essentially to glorify the girl’s mother June Edith “Mama June” Shannon, who, for some reason, keeps dating pedophiles. “Mama June” Shannon has dated at least two sex offenders against juveniles; Mark McDaniel and Michael Anthony Ford.


12. It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TBS)

     The show once did an episode about putting on a child beauty pageant, which included sexual themes. The show also alluded to man-on-boy and woman-on-boy rape in the “Charlie Wrote a Musical” episode.


13. MadTV (FOX)

     In the early 2000s, Michael McDonald played a recurring character named “Stuart”. Stuart is a little boy with a porcelain face who is, for some reason, six feet tall, with the appearance of a grown man. The show also did a sketch featuring Mo Collins playing Judy Garland’s Dorothy Gale in a sexed-up take on The Wizard of Oz.


14. Modern Family (ABC)

     In the show, Eric Stonestreet plays Cameron “Cam” Tucker, and Sofia Vergara plays Gloria Maria Ramirez Delgado-Pritchett. The show features jokes that involve Cam Tucker referring to children’s “beautiful bodies”, and Vergara’s character making a pun referring to a “mother’s tongue” in the ear of the teenage boy character Manny.


15. Nathan for You (Comedy Central)

     Nathan Fielder hosts this “prank show”. The show has featured him subjecting children to at least two potentially sexual situations. In one episode, Fielder appeared to meet with parents who were allowing their son to lay in a sound-proof box while surrounded by adults having an orgy. It’s unclear, however, how much of this was real and how much was scripted and made to look as it seemed. Fielder also did an episode in which, if he failed to escape from a device before a robotic arm pulled his pants down, he would be arrested as a sex offender. The episode ended with a little girl saying that she kind of wanted to see his pants get pulled off. Again, it’s unclear how much of this was simulated; Fielder could very well have prevented the robotic arm from pulling his pants up from the very start.


16. Pen15 (Netflix)

     The show features grown adults playing characters based on themselves as young teenagers. The show once featured a masturbation sequence involving a bedpost.


17. Rick & Morty (Adult Swim on Cartoon Network)

     The show has an episode in which Morty, a teenage boy, gets raped in a bathroom by an alien. The show has also suggested that Rick – or, at least, some version of Rick in an alternate dimension – desires to have sex with his own grandson and granddaughter. The show’s creator, Dan Harmon, has been criticized for making a cartoon about child rape.


18. Rocko’s Modern Life (Nickelodeon)

     The show once created an 11-minute episode in which Rocko’s dog, Spunky, falls in love with a mop (because of its appearance of having blonde hair). The dog proceeds to hump the mop at every opportunity (with a squeaking sound), and Rocko has to discipline him for it.


19. Saturday Night Live (NBC)

     Saturday Night Live has broadcast at least 54 sketches in which pedophilia and child sexual abuse are the punchlines.
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20. Seinfeld (NBC)

     The 48th, 50th, 51st, and 56th episodes of Seinfeld deal with George being attracted to a teenage girl, Jerry infantilizing his girlfriend in the bedroom, and Jerry trying to have sex with a virgin. Seinfeld began dating his wife, Shoshanna, when she was 17 and he was 38.


21. South Park (Comedy Central)

     The show displays cartoon children in inappropriate situations, ostensibly in order to criticize the exploitation of children. The show is often so nuanced, that it is difficult to tell whether the show is making light of pedophilia and teaching kids dirty words, or being genuinely wholesome. The show has featured the character Wendy (a nine-year-old girl) getting breast implants, and has shown Butters having a vibrating object inserted into his rear end as part of therapy after trauma. The show also did an episode in which Butters became a pimp, convincing girls in his class to sell kisses. In an early episode, Kenny spent hours inside his bus driver’s vagina. After Scientologist Isaac Hayes died, his character Chef was depicted as someone who ran away with a pedophilic cult.


22. SpongeBob (Nickelodeon)

     One character on this children’s show, Mr. Krabs, has a daughter named Pearl, who is of a different species. Mr. Krabs is a crab, and Pearl is a sperm whale. Pearl’s mother is another sperm whale, but is never seen. Some fans have offered a theory: Pearl calls Mr. Krabs “daddy” because he is her sugar daddy. The show also portrays SpongeBob and Patrick Star (a starfish) in sexual manners, emphasizing Patrick’s buttocks, and showing SpongeBob doing pelvic thrusts.



23. Sixteen and Pregnant (MTV)

     No show called “Sixteen and Pregnant” should exist for more than one season. After the first season, you’re not making a documentary; you’re holding auditions for older teenage boys to rape and impregnate younger teenage girls. MTV owns the children’s channel Nickelodeon.


24. Skins (MTV)

     The show portrays teenagers in an overtly sexual way, even appearing to offer sex advice, and promote losing one’s virginity while one is still a teenager in high school.


25. The Mick (FX, FXX, FOX)

     The show features Kaitlin Olsen (of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia), playing an irresponsible woman named Mackenzie who must become the guardian of her niece and nephew. The show has featured jokes that juxtapose children against alcohol, drugs, and sex for laughs.


26. The Ren & Stimpy Show (Nickelodeon)

     John Kricfalusi, the lead animator of the show, dated a 16-year-old girl who was an assistant animator, when he was in his 30s. The show itself features rubber nipples, grotesque oversexualized human characters, and infantilization of both main characters. Confusion as to whether the dog and cat characters should be dressed or not, and the normalization of bizarre behaviors through lovable anthropomorphized animal characters, are also frequent sources of humor for this “cringey” cartoon show.


27. The Sally Jesse Raphael Show / Sally (NBC)

     Raphael brought teenage girls, who were “dating” grown men in their 30s, onto her show, only to downplay the criminal aspect of what their “boyfriends” (rapists) were doing. Raphael treated the girls as if they were “out of control” rather than the playthings of grown male child molesters.



28. The Simpsons (FOX)

     The show has featured ten-year-old troublemaker character Bart mooning people, references to Ralph Wiggum and other students witnessing Principal Skinner and Edna Krabappel having sex in a janitor's closet, and "Treehouse of Horror" episodes referring to adults eating children.
     The show also did an episode starring the speaking voice (but not the singing voice) of Michael Jackson, appearing as a mental patient named Leon Kompowski, who thinks he is Michael Jackson. The show removed the Michael Jackson episode from syndication after Jackson's death. Jackson was accused of sexual impropriety by as many as 13 different people, at least five of whom verifiably met Jackson and had their photographs taken with him.



29. This is Not Happening (Comedy Central)

     This show, hosted by comedian Roy Wood Jr. (of Daily Show fame), once included an opening sequence that showed children inside of a strip club, playing with money, while surrounded by partially clothes dancing adult women.


30. Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! (Adult Swim on Cartoon Network)

     In 2010, the show did a sketch called “Original Child Clown Outlet”, featuring Will Ferrell. In this sketch, Ferrell is shown beating children who are crying (it is simulated), makes references to sperm donation, and says “Don’t touch the clowns; let the clowns touch you.”


31. Toddlers & Tiaras (TLC)

     The show features very young child beauty pageant contestants. In a similar manner to Dance Moms, the costumes and choreography push the envelope from dance practice into objectification and exploitation. One episode featured a five-year-old girl dancing inside of a cage.



 

Compiled between 2020 and October 2021

Written on October 6th, 2021

Originally Published on October 6th, 2021 as
"Thirty Television Shows That May Be Trying
to Promote Pedophilia and/or Child Abuse"

Edited and Expanded on October 8th, 2021

Friday, April 23, 2021

Saturday Night Live Has Aired at Least Fifty-Four Sets of Sketches That Made Light of Pedophilia and Incest

Table of Contents


1. Introduction
2. List
3. Conclusion





Content


1. Introduction

       The following is a list of fifty-four one-time sketches and recurring sketches, which have been put on by the N.B.C. show Saturday Night Live, and poke fun at either pedophilia, incest, or both.
     This is only a partial list. I have estimated that there have been at least 200 sketches, over the show's history, which made jokes regarding these topics.

     To the show's credit, some of these jokes about pedophilia and child molestation were unobjectionable, such as Norm MacDonald's jokes on Weekend Update that scorned Michael Jackson by constantly reminding the audience that Jackson was a pedophile. But the vast majority of them were of questionable taste.
     The following sketches should cause us to wonder whether the producers and cast were having a little bit too much fun "poking fun at" child molestation. That topic should not be made into a laughing matter lightly.
     I believe that Saturday Night Live's constant, subtle barrage of jokes about child molestation, has served to desensitize the American viewing public to the serious problem of child molestation. This problem ruins people's lives, and can drive people to homelessness, drug addiction, mental illness, and suicide. The decision to joke about it should not be made lightly, much less over and over again, as Saturday Night Live has done.

     I have explained, at least a bit, why I feel that the sketches below mock the victims of child molestation and incest. But if, after this, you, the reader, still have any difficulty guessing why these sketches may be offensive, then it may help to keep in mind, while reading this, that many of the sketches mentioned below, feature adults who are dressed up as children, acting out the fantasies which those same immature sketch writers probably hope children and teenagers have.
     Saturday Night Live would, therefore, better be referred to as Age Play Night Live, or Saturnalia Night Live.




2. List


     1. The opening monologue from the episode from the early 1990s which was hosted by Rob Lowe shortly after he made a sex tape with a 16-year-old girl when he was 23 or 24 years old. In the opening monologue, Lowe spoke with Lorne Michaels, Kevin Nealon, and Victoria Jackson, about whether he could survive the scandal. During the monologue, Lowe called the sex tape the best thing that had ever happened to his career.


     2. The recurring "Spartans cheerleaders" sketch - featuring Will Ferrell and Cheri Oteri - from the 1990s, which frequently included jokes about puberty and teen sex. These included the chant "sex can wait, masturbate", Christina Ricci as a teenage girl telling a boy that she was going to make him touch her "boobs", and Jim Carrey as a foreign student telling Cheri Oteri's character about his erection.

     3. The recurring "Mary Katherine Gallagher" sketch - featuring Molly Shannon - which was even made into a movie, Superstar, starring Shannon and Will Ferrell. Those sketches nearly always feature Shannon's character sniffing her fingers after putting them under her armpits, and frequently feature other references to Gallagher's puberty or sexual desires. One such sketch featured Jerry Seinfeld - who dated a 17-year-old girl when he was 38 - as Gallagher's love interest.

     4. Larry David's appearance in a 2020 sketch about the Titanic sinking, in which David plays an old man who tries to get into a life boat by saying that a teenage boy in a life boat was actually a man because he had a "happy trail" (i.e., pubic hair).

     5. A sketch from the mid-1990s - featuring Mark McKinney, Chris Elliott, and Janeane Garofalo - in which Elliott's and Garofalo's characters consult McKinney's character for internet advice, in order to pose as 13-year-old girls on the internet for the purposes of sexual flirting.

     6. A sketch from the 2010s - featuring Aziz Ansari and Melissa Villasenor - in which Ansari and Villasenor play a couple who are trying to start talking dirty to each other. Villasenor's character calls her boyfriend "dad" instead of "daddy".
     [It's noteworthy that two of Ansari's former co-stars, Jerry Seinfeld and James Franco, tried to date teenage girls. Also, Ansari has worked with at least a dozen other actors who have done pedophilic jokes, including Tim and Eric, Will Ferrell, Kristen Schaal, Dave Chappelle, Nick Kroll, Amy Poehler, the Lonely Island, and the creators of The Venture Bros.]

     7. A sketch from the 2000s in which Amy Poehler played a girl at a slumber party, who was being teased by the other girls for putting a frozen hot dog in her "nooners" (i.e., vagina).

     8. A recurring sketch from the early 2000s - featuring Chris Parnell and Julianna Marguiles - in which a man brings his girlfriend home to meet his family, and reveals to her that his parents feed him by spitting food into his mouth. These are referred to as the "Bird Family" sketches.

     9. A sketch from a 1988 episode, hosted by John Larroquette, in which Al Franken appears on Weekend Update as Lyndon LaRouche. As LaRouche, Franken ridicules LaRouche as someone who believes in conspiracy theories that involve child molesters.

     10. A sketch from the mid-1990s, featuring Jim Breuer and David Koechner, as an assembly of men who are eagerly awaiting the publication of that year's Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. The men sing a song about the swimsuit models, whose lyrics include a question about whether a certain model would "pose with her daughter".

     11. Another sketch about the swimsuit edition featured supermodel Paulina Porizkova and two actual teenage boys. Porizkova is shown promoting the issue while standing behind the two boys as they read it. The episode was hosted by Bronson Pinchot.

     12. A 2013 fake commercial for language learning software Rosetta Stone featured Will Forte as someone's who's learning Thai and planning to go to Thailand "for a thing". The Thai phrases used in that sketch are phrases one would use when buying a prostitute. The country is notorious for underage prostitution, so there's no telling whether the deliberately veiled references to prostitution could refer to child sex slavery in particular.

     13. A 1997 sketch in which host Claire Danes played the Peter Pan character Tinkerbell. In the sketch, Tinkerbell tells Wendy (a child) to stay away from Peter Pan because Tinkerbell "own"s him. Tinkerbell calls Wendy "whore", "slut", "tramp", and "bitch" during the sketch.

     14. Two sketches from 2014 featured Aidy Bryant as "Tonker Bell", a foul-mouthed, rude half-sister of Tinkerbell. Tonker Bell makes sexual references to the Lost Boys in both sketches, and even confesses to having sex with a nine-year-old boy whom she thought was at least 22 because he was "tall". Tonker Bell talks about her mouse boyfriend in front of the children, and even mentions having sex with a had sex with a "tall". In response to James Franco's Captain Hook threatening to throw the children into the ocean, Tonker Bell responds "You're a freak and I like it", apparently deriving sexual gratification from the mention of murdering children.
     In January 2018, Newsweek and Gawker published articles reporting that a woman from Scotland had accused Franco of trying to hook up with her through Instagram when she was seventeen years old. Franco has also been accused, by five actresses, of pressuring his former acting students into doing nude scenes.

     15. A sketch featuring Aidy Bryant, in which she plays a teenage girl at a slumber party who develops a crush on her friend's dad, and even starts hitting on him and saying lewd things about him. One version of this sketch featured Star Wars actor Adam Driver as the father, while another version featured the singer and rapper Drake.
     [Note: Drake was criticized after teenage actress Millie Bobby Brown (of Stranger Things) revealed that she and Drake had been texting each other, including about boys.]

     16. The "Disney Housewives" sketch features Nasim Pedrad as Jasmine from Aladdin saying that she "had sex with Iago", the parrot owned by evil sorcerer Jafar. She also refers to giving Aladdin a lap dance. Princess Jasmine is canonically 16 years old.

     17. A 2019 sketch called "Cast List", which was cut for time, featured Will Ferrell as a high school drama director. In that sketch, Ferrell's character tells one of the students to have sex as an assignment.

     18. A 2017 sketch which featured host James Franco reading the words in a spelling bee. Nearly all of the words are terms relating to someone sexually humiliating and emasculating their stepson.

     19. Numerous sketches from 2013 feature Kristen Wiig as "Shana", a redheaded "bombshell" who flirts with male co-workers. Shana uses sexual innuendo which gradually becomes filthier and more explicit, including references to coprophilia (feces fetish).

     20. A 2011 sketch featured Andy Samberg as the president of M.T.V., discussing the network's controversial show Skins. Samberg says that M.T.V. got in trouble for showing "fourth graders having sex" and violating "child pornography laws", which Samberg's character says while showing air-quotes with his hands. Next, a clip is shown of the retooled version of the show, now laden with product placements. The young characters discuss having sex and having a threesome. The sketch ends with one male character saying flatly, "I'm twelve".

     21. The three "Uncle Roy" sketches from between 1978 and 1980, which starred Buck Henry, Jane Curtin, Gilda Radner, and Laraine Newman. The sketch is about an uncle who has tricked his nieces into enjoying playing games he has devised; games which allowed him to molest them and have sex with them before the sketches took place. In an interview, Buck Henry has said that he understands why these sketches were controversial, but that they meant to point out that "there's an Uncle Roy in every family".

     22. The recurring "Canteen Boy" sketches, featuring Adam Sandler as a boy scout, and Alec Baldwin as a scout leader who tries to seduce him.

     23. One of the "Schweddy Balls" sketches, featuring Alec Baldwin, features Baldwin's character Pete Schweddy telling radio listeners that children's eyes light up when they are given his "Schweddy Balls" as gifts to eat. These sketches featured Molly Shannon and Ana Gasteyer, playing hosts of a fictional N.P.R. show about food, called "The Delicious Dish".

     24. One of the recurring "Ambiguously Gay Duo" sketches, in which the characters - superheroes Ace and Gary (voiced by Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell) - engage in ambiguously sexual interactions in front of children.

     25. A sketch from the late 2010s, about a blind date, wherein the male at the table - played by Kyle Mooney - suddenly reveals that he is twelve years old.

     26. A sketch from the 1990s, featuring Chris Kattan as Peter Pan and Claire Daines as Tinkerbell, in which Tinkerbell gets drunk and sulks over Peter Pan not being her boyfriend.

     27. A sketch from the 2010s, featuring Dwayne "Rock" Johnson and Bobby Moynihan, in which The Rock plays a scientist who has entered a "most evil invention" contest. His submission is a robot that molests children, which he has molested in order to make it want to molest children.

     28. A Halloween sketch from the 2000s, featuring Will Forte and Jon Hamm, in which Forte plays a man who is going door-to-door, informing people that he is not a sex offender, even though his Halloween costume is that he is legally required to inform people that he is a sex offender.

     29. The 2004 "Harry Potter" sketch, in which then Lindsay Lohan played Hermione Granger after a "growth spurt". The sketch features Horatio Sanz as a horny Professor Hagrid, lusting over Hermione's breasts, and Will Forte as Professor Snape, struggling to hide his perturbation. At one point, Lohan's cleavage is even show through a magnifying glass. Lohan did not turn 18 years old until two months after she hosted that episode.

     30. The episode from 2000 in which Britney Spears hosted and performed as the musical guest, which contained an opening monologue that drew attention to Spears's breasts. In the monologue, Spears denies that she has had breast augmentation surgery, and says that she is eighteen years old and "still growing" while her breasts start moving unexpectedly. Spears had turned 18 years old just five months prior to hosting that episode in May 2000.

     31. An episode from the 1990s that featured Danny Aiello as a bus driver and Cheri Oteri as a little girl named Althea McMittaman. During that sketch, Oteri's character - who we could assume is somewhere between eight and twelve years old - annoys Aiello by constantly talking to him. One of the things that she says is that nobody is allowed to touch her private parts, except when she feels the need to "explore". Next, Althea starts chanting "I touch myself", causing Aiello to almost crash the bus.

     32. A fake commercial, from the 2000s, for "Huggies thongs".
     The sketch ostensibly pokes fun at the sexualization of younger and younger children by the fashion industry, but the sheer number of gratuitous shots of babies' butts is a clear indication that the "cringe factor" is the only thing that makes the commercial "funny".
     As Bill Murray told Eric Idle in an early episode of the show, even if it's not funny, S.N.L.'s audience will laugh anyway, because they know it's supposed to be funny.

     33. One of the sketches from the early 2010s, which depicted a European family of artists, featured Will Ferrell playing a character who reveals that he is going through puberty even though his character is clearly established as older than thirty. Those sketches also featured Fred Armisen and Maya Rudolph, who played the parents of Ferrell's character, both named Nuni.

     34. A sketch from the 2010s in which Lady Gaga played a mother to a girl who was dancing as part of a pageant competition. Lady Gaga and the actor playing the girl's father are shown dancing along to their daughter's routine, and shouting instructions and encouragement at her. The girl is never shown. Throughout the sketch, the dancing gradually becomes more sexual.
     It would be difficult to argue that the sketch does not cause viewers to imagine a little girl dancing suggestively on a pageant stage (not unlike the girls depicted in the now cancelled show Toddlers and Tiaras).
     Before that episode of S.N.L., Tom Hanks appeared in a sketch on Jimmy Kimmel Live! which was remarkably similar to the premise and setup of the Lady Gaga sketch. Hanks played a pageant father who was acting-out instructions for his daughter, but there was actually a little girl there, whom Hanks introduced as his daughter. She was not Hanks's real daughter, however.

     35. In one of the recurring "Stefon" sketches on Weekend Update, Stefon (played by Bill Hader) talks about a club - which is presumably full of adults who are drinking and trying to find dates - that "has everything", including "a child", which he says before a long, awkward pause.

     36. The recurring "Boston teens" sketches, featuring Jimmy Fallon and Rachel Dratch, included numerous references to teenagers making out and trying to get laid.

     37. The recurring "Goth Talk" sketch - in which Molly Shannon and Chris Kattan played goth teenagers who hosted a late-night public access show - featured several references to the goth teens' sexual histories. These included Kattan's character, and a character played by Charlize Theron, who reveals that one of the teachers "went down on" her (i.e., had oral sex with her).

     38. A sketch from the late 1990s in which Molly Shannon, Cheri Oteri, Ana Gasteyer, and Sarah Michelle Gellar play teenage girls who are the hosts of a T.R.L. (Total Request Live) -type show about boy bands, features a fictional music artist who is literally an infant boy. He is shown wearing a leather jacket, and it is revealed that he has released a song called "I Want to Give it to You Hard".

     39. A sketch from the mid-1990s, which featured host Nathan Lane playing a nun, who walks around looking at art nudes, and saying the word "pubic" over and over again.

     40. A sketch from the 2000s, starring Rachel Dratch and host Jennifer Aniston, in which the two women play Dickensian ragamuffins (i.e., children), features the young characters singing a song whose lyrics include "I'd decapitate a whore for you".

     41. A recurring series of sketches, which featured Chris Kattan and Cheri Oteri as a couple who talked dirty to each other in front of their friends, included at least one sketch in which Kattan's and Oteri's characters called each other "daddy" and "mama".

     42. The 2019 sketch “Bachelorette Party”, which features host Kit Harrington as a fiancée, stripping for his fiancée at her bachelorette party. One of the bachelorette’s friends is played by Melissa Villasenor, who spends the whole sketch leering at Harington (dressed in a skirt and pasties), but reveals at the very end of the sketch that she is his sister.

     43. The 2014 sketch “He-Man and Lion-O”, starring host Chris Pratt and Ariana Grande, features Kyle Mooney as a young boy wishing upon his birthday cake candles for his He-Man and Lion-O dolls to come to life. They do, and soon after, discover the joys of masturbating. Pratt and Taran Killam play the dolls, who masturbate in front of the boy, before being propositioned for a four-way in a hot tub by the boy’s mother (played by Aidy Bryant).

     44. The 2020 sketch “Sound of Music: Rolf and Liesl”, starring Cecily Strong as Liesl and host John Mulaney as Nazi envoy Rolf. The sketch features the pair singing “Sixteen Going on Seventeen” from the famous The Sound of Music musical (starring Julie Andrews), but puts a twist on the song. Rolf, based on Sound of Music character Rolf Gruber, was played by a 20-year-old actor in the film, named Dan Truhitte. But that fact didn’t stop S.N.L. from re-writing “Sixteen Going on Seventeen” to be about a thirty-eight-year-old Rolf hitting on the teenage Liesl. As a reminder, John Mulaney co-wrote the show’s “Stefon” sketches with Bill Hader, and is friends with pedophiles and Jeffrey Epstein associates Mick Jagger and Bill Clinton.

     45. The 2017 sketch “Golden Ticket”, starring Kristen Stewart as Charlie (the boy from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory), features Stewart’s Charlie acknowledging that he has washed the “balls” of the old man with glasses who lies in bed with Charlie’s grandfather (both of whom are unable to walk). The old man responds that he didn’t ask Charlie to wash his balls, implying that Charlie (a minor) decided to do so himself. Just a few seconds later, Charlie makes reference to the old people “scissoring” each other in bed all day (i.e., having sex).

     46. The 2015 S.N.L. music video “First Got Horny 2 U” features host Elizabeth Banks in a fictional band called “Infinity + 5” with cast members Cecily Strong, Vanessa Bayer, Aidy Bryant, and Kate McKinnon. “First Got Horny 2 U” features the women singing about teen heartthrobs, i.e., teenage boy celebrities, of the 1990s. These include Jonathan Taylor Thomas, and Taylor Hanson (of the late 1990s family pop band Hanson), as well Erik Menendez (who killed his parents after his father raped him and his brother Lyle). Towards the end of the music video, the women are shown dressed as the teen or pre-teen versions of themselves, making out with posters of teen heartthrobs (including Menendez), and making gestures suggestive of masturbation. 


     47. The "Christmas elves" sketches from the 2010s - featuring Louis C.K., Kenan Thompson, Vanessa Bayer, and Ryan Gosling" - which involve the diminutive elves begging, in a seductive and sexually suggestive way, for Santa to "discipline" them. They even make mistakes on the job, on purpose, in order to fabricate excuses to beg Santa to "discipline" them (such as with spanking).

     48. The 2017 music video for "Baby Steps" (or "The Baby Step") by Miley Cyrus. During the 2017 episode which Miley Cyrus hosted, she appeared in a music video for a song about "taking baby steps" - i.e., taking it slow - in a relationship. The sketch featured Miley - and other cast members, including Kenan Thompson - wearing diapers. At one point, Kenan begs Lorne Michaels for an answer as to why he is forcing the cast members to do such humiliating things while on the show. He gets no answer.
     [Note: Miley Cyrus previously appeared in a diaper in a music video; for her 2015 song "BB Talk".]

     49. The sketch from the late 1990s, which features Tim Meadows as "Jingleheimer Joe", the host of a children's show called "Jingleheimer Junction". Will Ferrell plays a character who wears a shirt with a large "F" on it, standing for friendship. He is introduced on the show, to the hosts's dismay, because the other characters have "U", "C", and "K" on their shirts, standing for unity, caring, and kindness. During the sketch, the show is briefly pulled off the air, because Ferrell's character keeps trying to join the other characters, spelling out the word "fuck" in front of the fictional show's audience of children. As if that weren't enough, the characters even break into song, saying "you can do it anywhere, in a park or on a chair, inside and outside."

     50. The "Happy Smile Patrol" sketch from 1999, which featured host John Goodman, Chris Kattan, and Cheri Oteri as actors on a children's show called Happy Smile Patrol. The children's show is interrupted by a newscaster who reveals that the actors have all murdered each other, and that Oteri's character (who played "Glenda Giggles" on the fictional show) became a drug mule and negotiated sex acts with a customs official in exchange for her release from custody, before murdering that official. Each report about the actors joining cults, becoming criminals, and dying at the hands of the police, is followed by a happy "We now return to the Happy Smile Patrol", and a close-up of one of the cast members doing something silly and child-like.

     51. The "Bill Brasky" sketches featured John Goodman, Will Ferrell, and other S.N.L. actors playing drunks in a bar. These sketches usually included one of the men drunkenly blurting out something personal and embarrassing about himself. In one of the "Bill Brasky" sketches, John Goodman's character suddenly tells everyone that he's a registered sex offender. In either the same sketch or a different "Brasky" sketch, Goodman's character blurts out "I masturbate to the Teletubbies".

     52. The sketch from the 1990s which featured Chris Kattan as a redneck living in a trailer, who spends most of the sketch drinking and hitting on people who are related to him.

     53. The "Girlfriends" sketches from the late 2010s, featuring Cecily Strong and Aidy Bryant, include numerous references to statutory rape (or at least the stalking of minors by adults, and what could be described as attempted statutory rape). Cecily Strong's character, a teenage girl, casually says the line "...My boyfriend's older" in nearly every sketch, after romanticizing the way her probably adult boyfriend is stalking her and obsessing over her.

     54. The 1982 episode hosted by Drew Barrymore, featured the then seven-year-old girl joking about drinking alcohol and murdering E.T..
     During the opening sketch, Drew walks into a room full of Not Ready for Primetime Players, and informs them that she was told that she could not "say any bad stuff". This line echoed a line previously said by one of the cast members, who specifically mentioned that Drew wasn't allowed to curse or mention sex. Before that sketch was over, seven-year-old Drew ordered a "double" alcoholic drink, because she's a Barrymore.
     During the monologue, a male cast member asks Drew who she wants to marry, and she responds "Steven Spielberg". [Note: Some people suspect Steven Spielberg of being a pedophile, pointing to signs in his film Amblin, and to facts surrounding his proximity to the death of Poltergeist actress Heather o'Rourke, which was possibly the result of rape.]
     During the E.T. sketch, Drew plays Gertie, her character from E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial. In that sketch, Gertie reveals that she has killed E.T. with a baseball bat, saying "I killed the little sucker". During that sketch, Gertie's older brother Elliot uses the phrase "penis breath", a line which was said in the original movie. The Elliot character says "penis breath" despite the fact that the episode began with all of the actors acknowledging that seven-year-olds legally aren't allowed to work around people using curse words.
     [Note: Saturday Night Live evidently preferred alcohol and sex jokes about seven-year-olds, over Andy Kaufman's off-beat brand of humor (designed to elicit a child-like sense of joy), so much that they needed to kick him off the show permanently, and stop caring whether he lived or died. During that 1982 episode which Drew Barrymore hosted, the players revealed the results of an audience phone-in poll, and revealed that Andy had been voted off of the show forever. Andy Kaufman died in poverty of liver cancer just two years later.]


     It is also worth mentioning that Saturday Night Live alumnus Jimmy Fallon does a recurring sketch on his show Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, in which he plays a teenage girl, complete with a blonde wig and fake braces. In these sketches, Fallon plays a girl named Sara, who hosts a show on Teen Nick (Nickelodeon), and says "Ew!" a lot. These sketches often feature references to teen sexuality.




3. Conclusion

     Maybe a single "Uncle Roy" sketch would have sufficed as an adequate warning that there's a child molester in every family. But repeating the sketch twice was arguably overkill.
     So were the other fifty-three sets of sketches which focused on teen sexuality (and one of which even portrayed a child hitting on an adult) which followed the last of the three Uncle Roy sketches. The last Uncle Roy sketch aired in 1980.
     Aside from the Drew Barrymore episode in 1982, S.N.L. went almost a good solid ten years without joking about pedophilia and teen sexuality much.
     Then came the 1990s.

     Rob Lowe's 1992 teen sex tape scandal (in which he engaged in sex with a 16-year-old girl in a state where it was then legal to do that). Lowe's ability to laugh at himself certainly saved his career, after the scandal had caused so much damage to his reputation that producers of Tommy Boy did not even include his name in the credits.
     Lowe's sex tape scandal has gone largely forgotten, at least among the American public; however, his own son made a joke about it at an event in Hollywood.
     Lowe's mockery of the sex he had with a 16-year-old girl, seems to have been Saturday Night Live's turning point, which indicated that it was diving head-first into a complete lack of self-consciousness; all the while maintaining the air of "edginess". Lowe kept this "edginess" going by donning blackface during that same episode, playing Arsenio Hall in an eight-minute sketch.
     After Lowe's episode ended, and the "Spartans" and "Superstar" sketches began several years later, there was no turning back for S.N.L.. The show was now solidly about teen sexuality; or at least its two most popular sketches were.

     It is evident from the "Spartans" and "Superstar" sketches, that this is all being done in the spirit of mocking the sexual repression promoted by culturally conservative politicians and Catholic school teachers. And it is perfectly reasonable to want to mock people who want to heap unnecessary levels of shame on teenagers who want to start dating and experimenting.
     But too much defense of high school students' freedom to choose to start having sex - coupled with open mockery of anyone and everyone concerned about minors losing their virginity under dangerous or unwanted circumstances - risks turning teen sex into something even more dangerous than a secret. It turns it into a laughing matter, of which people must be ridiculed for being ashamed. This mindset renders rape as simply an unwanted version of something hilarious (i.e., sex). And how can something hilarious be bad, even when it's unwanted? The sex being unwanted just makes it humiliating, which is, again, hilarious.
     Saturday Night Live reflects the mindset of the conservative liberal, and of its network, N.B.C., which is owned by General Electric (G.E.), a war profiteer that makes parts for the U.S. military. S.N.L. reflects a liberal-conservative mindset which enables war and conservatism by mocking conservatism in order to fund the war with ad revenue from the commercials that run during the show. With its liberal left hand, S.N.L. gives us the comedy news, wakes us up about a few things, and boosts a Democratic politician or two; and with its conservative right hand, it lets Donald Trump host after using anti-Hispanic tropes, funds G.E.'s war machine with its ads, and teaches us to laugh at children who are getting raped by adults (I'm talking about you, Cecily).

     Let's put it this way: If the Uncle Roy sketches had never aired - and Buck Henry had instead done a public service announcement against incestuous child molestation on the show - then it would have accomplished the goal that the people of Saturday Night Live will claim that they wanted those sketches to accomplish. So joking about it - especially as much as they did - could only serve to compromise that narrative. The people at S.N.L. compromised the message - that child molesters deserved to be mocked because what they do is evil - and turned it into a message that child molesters deserve to be mocked rather than held accountable because anyone who opposes child molestation is stopping the fun.
     You see, having a live television show with a covert, duplicitous political message, achieves one very important thing for the coastal elites who control the entertainment industry. Creating a live show where "anything can happen" blends reality with fiction. This makes the entire world into a potential part of the show, because the show could potentially be interrupted by messages from the president. That's not actually true, but it's true for all intents and purposes, because the show features numerous "live messages" from the president, and has even allowed presidential candidates to appear on the show and host.
     And if the entire world is just part of S.N.L., then that means the whole world is something to laugh at. And anybody trying to hold people accountable for molesting children, is spoiling the fun. Essentially, they're interrupting the sketch.
     What situation are you in now? Does it feel like a sketch? Well, it's supposed to be funny. So somebody needs to be laughing. Are you in a sad or traumatic situation? Tough shit. In the words of Peter Griffin, "Somebody throw a pie!" You're lucky to be on T.V., so be a good sport.
     And remember what happened to Andy Kaufman: if there's a character you don't like, you can vote him off of the show. Just like on Survivor. And just like how the Greek jurors democratically decided to execute Socrates after threatening to kill his children and wife.
     As William Shakespeare said, "All the world's a stage, and the men and women merely players". [Note: This article was written and published on April 23rd, the anniversary of Shakespeare's death.]

     Do you see, now, how we are all little pawns in Saturday Night Live's game? It is a show where fiction and fantasy take place within reality, with a laugh track. A show where people can be voted off and then mocked until they die of cancer.
     We need to think about what this show is doing to our minds, and the way we perceive humor and even reality itself. It's time that we started thinking about live sketch comedy as a unique form of "reality TV".
     If the people who write, and agree to appear in, these sketches, are not themselves pedophiles, then at the very least, they are mentally ill freaks, who cannot think of anything better to juxtapose against children for laughs, other than the sexual activity which children are not supposed to have.
     Satyr-Day Night Live - or Satan Day Night Live - needs to be cancelled, and yesterday.



Post-Script
     (written July 8th, 2021):

      Unfortunately, in 2016, then President Barack Obama awarded Saturday Night Live producer Lorne Michaels with the Presidential Medal of Freedom.


     The Sinead o'Connor fiasco is worth mentioning as well.
     In a 1992 episode of Saturday Night Live, hosted by Tim Robbins and featuring o'Connor as the musical guest, o'Connor performed the Bob Marley song "War", and sang the words "child abuse" in place of one of the original lyrics. At the end of the song, she tore up a picture of Pope John Paul II, and said "Fight the real enemy". The producers' reaction was to dim the lights, and refrain from instructing the audience to applaud. O'Connor later explained that she was protesting what she perceived as the coverup of sexual abuse of Irish children by the British with the consent of the Vatican.
     The next episode of Saturday Night Live was hosted by Italian Catholic actor Joe Pesci, who presented the reassembled photo of Pope John Paul II during his opening monologue.
     In the 1990s, Saturday Night Live actress Jan Hooks portrayed Sinead o'Connor in all sketches in which o'Connor did not play herself. Many of those sketches mocked o'Connor, and - almost like something out of medieval-era passion-plays, or the _eight minutes of hate" from 1984 - they encouraged the audience to boo Hooks's o'Connor character until she sauntered off-stage crying.
     The mockery of Sinead o'Connor did not stop at Saturday Night Live, however; the producers evidently had to use their other show to make fun of her too. In an episode of S.N.L.'s "sister show" 30 Rock, Kristen Schaal (playing an N.B.C. page) rips up a picture of Sinead o'Connor while on stage.


     Finally, six of the above fifty-four sets of sketches, included Will Ferrell, who was a cast member from 1995 to 2002.
     Several things that Will Ferrell has done, have caused researchers to question whether he is a member of a secret Hollywood pedophile elite.
     The first was Ferrell's 2011 appearance at a Museum of Contemporary Art gala, which had him wearing a white lab coat, eating desserts shaped like human body parts, near a human-shaped, human-size cake laying in a bathtub full of blood. That "artwork" was designed by Marina Abramovic, a "performance artist" connected to James Alefantis and John Podesta. Some suspect that Abramovic is a Satanist, because her use of body fluids in her art could reference the occult ceremony of "spirit cooking". Also in attendance at the Museum of Contemporary Art gala, which Ferrell attended, include Jerry Brown, Debbie Harry, Gwen Stefani, and Deeta von Teese (the girlfriend of accused rapist Marilyn Manson).
     The second thing Ferrell did which irked researchers' suspicion about his values, is the following "sketch" from The Chris Gethard Show, in which Ferrell performs a "ritual of the minds". This "ritual of the minds" is basically an occult birthing ritual, which Ferrell explained was a sort of prayer that The Chris Gethard Show would get better ratings. This clip was shown to Conan o'Brien's audience after it aired on Gethard's show.
     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnkfBi7MYWM







Written and Published on April 23rd, 2021

Edited and Expanded on April 25th;
May 12th and 18th, 2021;
and July 8th and 16th, 2021

Title changed
(from "Saturday Night Live Has Aired at Least Thirty Sketches
That Made Light of Pedophilia and Incest"
on April 25th and May 18th, 2021

Based on research collected between 2017 and 2021

Post-Script Added on July 8th, 2021
    

Monday, March 1, 2021

What if Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David are Pedophiles?

      The following text is an excerpt from my February 2021 article "Twenty-One Politicians and Celebrities Who May Be Indian R.S.S. Agents", which can be read at the following link:
     The discussion of Jerry Seinfeld's and Larry David's possible pedophilia, was included in that article, as part of exploring which actors have both worked with Aziz Ansari and either made pedophilic jokes or have had sex scandals.




     Jerry Seinfeld was thirty-eight years old when he began dating 17-year-old Shoshanna Lonstein Gruss. They met some time in either 1992 or 1993.

     The 48th, 50th, 51st, and 56th episodes of Seinfeld, which were aired around the same time, all featured jokes about either pedophilia, a possible reference to childhood in sex talk, or wanting to have sex with a virgin. The 48th episode is "The Cheever Letters", the 50th episode is “The Virgin”, the 51st is “The Contest”, and the 56th is “The Shoes”.

     In "The Cheever Letters", Jerry's girlfriend Sandra leaves his apartment after Sandra was talking about her panties, and Jerry replied, "You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?" This is revealed during a conversation with George, about Jerry's "dirty talk". Jerry declines to explain to George why he mentioned Sandra's mother during dirty talk. It's possible that the Jerry character was trying to infantilize Sandra, or get her to try "age play". "The Cheever Letters" episode was written by Larry David.
     http://seinfeld.fandom.com/wiki/The_Cheever_Letters


     In “The Virgin”, 
Frasier's Jane Leeves plays Marla Penny, an adult woman in her late 20s or early 30s who is still a virgin. The sexual frustration which Jerry experiences in the “Virgin” episode, leads to the following episode, “The Contest”, also featuring Leeves. That episode, which is one of the best-known and most popular episode in the show's history, was about the four main characters entering into a betting game to see who can go the longest without having sex. In the series finale, Marla Penny actually testifies in court about how horrified she was when she found out about this game, which Jerry was playing while he was dating her. But focusing on the “Contest” episode: during that episode, there is a scene in which Jerry tries to distract himself from how pent-up (and, presumably, horny) he is. He does so by calling his mother on the phone while watching the children's cartoon show Tiny Toons. While watching the show, Jerry sings along to the song “The Wheels on the Bus (Go 'Round and 'Round)”. This may not be a direct joke at the expense of child sex crime victim, but it is certainly a juxtaposition of children and sex which is intended to get laughs. If it is not pedophilic, then it is at least insensitive, and shows that the writers can't think of anything to distract Jerry that doesn't have to do with child-like things.

     Speaking of child-like things, not only does the real Jerry date teenagers while the fake Jerry dates virgins; the fake Jerry is an immature adult who basically has the mind of a child. He spends all his time making stupid, pointless observations, and talking about nothing, and making jokes all the time. Like a child does. He also eats and talks about cereal all the time, and Superman either appears as a figurine or is mentioned in nearly every single episode. I don't know whether it says anything about real Jerry, but fake Jerry has obviously not grown up yet.


     In “The Shoes”, George stares down the blouse of a teenage girl. George Costanza, played by Jason Alexander, risked losing a job opportunity after television producer Russell Dalrymple (played by Bob Balaban) caught him staring down the blouse of the young girl in his office. That young girl was played by Brooke Shields when she was 21 or 22. It was revealed that the young girl character was not only just 15 years old, but also Dalrymple's daughter.

     All of this means that Seinfeld broadcast four episodes about either pedophilia, reference to childhood in the bedroom, or wanting to have sex with a virgin, within the five-month span of time between late October 1992 and February 1993.

     Think about how pathological that is. Seinfeld had just begun dating a 17-year-old girl, and I'm sure there were probably people who thought it was creepy. If there were, and their opinion got back to Jerry and Larry David, they probably just said “Let's put it in the show! We can make jokes about it!” They were probably trying to “nip things in the bud” by making jokes about having sex with virgins, to get the audience accustomed to laughing about jokes that include both the topic of children or virginity and the topic of sex. The Marla Penny character is visibly in her thirties, and not a teenager, but it's hard to avoid wondering whether the “The Virgin” character, and episode, may have been influenced by the fact that Jerry was dating a teenage girl at the time.


     It's also noteworthy that the character of George Costanza is based on Larry David, the producer of 
Seinfeld. We might wonder whether George's experience – almost losing a job opportunity for getting caught staring down a female's shirt – could have been based on something that happened to Larry David. Maybe it was even a teenage girl, and/or the daughter of a producer. You know what they say: “Life imitates art, and art imitates life.”

     Maybe Larry David is a pedophile! Let's look at some more facts.

     When Larry David hosted Saturday Night Live, he made a joke about Harvey Weinstein, in which the punch line involved a Jewish rapist trying to get laid in a concentration camp, harassing other Holocaust victims imprisoned there. That was wildly insensitive, but it didn't have to do with children. However, later in the episode, Larry David appeared alongside sitting U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders in yet another sketch about an incident of mass death, the Titanic sinking. In that sketch, Larry David played a Titanic passenger who tried to steal a lifeboat from a boy, which was reserved for women and children only. David's character shouts that the boy is, in fact, a man, and that he could see the boy's “happy trail”, a reference to pubic hair.

     Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David obviously consider the juxtaposition of children and sex to be a laughing matter. None of this information may directly suggest that they are attracted to small children, but it's probable that they are attracted to teenage girls and have no problem joking about it in a very public manner.

     It turns out that Seinfeld isn't about “nothing” after all! For a few years there, I thought it was about food, such as cereals; or perhaps Superman. I guess it's about pedophilia!




Excerpt originally written on February 4th, 2021,
and published incomplete on February 4th, 2021

Edited and Expanded on February 4th, 9th,
14th, and 16th, 2021

Introduction to this article written on March 1st, 2021

Published on March 1st, 2021


Thursday, February 18, 2021

Were Will Arnett and Amy Poehler a Pedowood Power Couple?

    The following text is an excerpt from a previous article. The full excerpt focused on various scandals surrounding the comic actor Aziz Ansari.
     The article below examines the arguably pedophilic jokes made by Will Arnett, his ex-wife Amy Poehler (to whom Arnett was married from 2003 to 2016), and their co-stars.


     The following text originally appeared in my February 2021 article “Twenty-One Politicians and Celebrities Who May Be Indian R.S.S. Agents”. The full article can be read at the link below:






Amy Poehler and now ex-husband Will Arnett



     Parks and Recreation is a link between Aziz Ansari and pedophilia, first, because Aziz was on the show  (he played a character named Tom Haverford), but additionally, because the show stars Amy Poehler.

     In Mean Girls, Poehler who played a mother who passively excuses teen drinking, as long as it's supervised by adults and occurring in the home. The film was arguably lampooning or mocking mothers like that, but Poe's Law dictates that it is unclear whether something is satire unless it's explicitly stated that it is satire. Poehler and her character have effectively taught a generation of American mothers to enable and ignore drinking, and possibly even sex, that's occurring under their own roofs. This rationalization is based on the premise that teen drinking and sex are inevitable, and would happen somewhere else in a more dangerous scenario, if not for parents hosting those behaviors and turning a blind eye to them.

     Amy Poehler also once appeared as a pre-teen girl at a slumber party, in a Saturday Night Live sketch, who was being mercilessly bullied by the other girls, who were spreading the rumor that she stuck frozen hot dogs up her “nooners”.
     There are numerous examples of Saturday Night Live sketches that poke fun at child molestation, incest, and teens wanting to date "older guys", and their friends' fathers.

 

     From 2003 until 2016, Amy Poehler was married to Will Arnett, the star of Arrested Development and Cartoon Network's BoJack Horseman.
     Jason Bateman was Arnett's co-star in 
Arrested Development. Bateman also appeared in Juno. The film Juno arguably normalizes teen pregnancy, and it also contains a scene in which Bateman's character dances with Ellen Page's character. It is difficult, for an innocent young adult, to immediately notice that the way Bateman's character hit on Juno was completely inappropriate, because the film is sort of shot from a teenager's perspective. The film puts on the guise of an anti- teen-pregnancy - and an anti- adults-hitting-on-teenagers - film, but Bateman's character suffers only minor consequences for his actions (i.e., his wife divorces him). The film is certainly not against teenage boys having sex with teenage girls, nor is it strongly against adults hitting on teenage girls.

     Will Arnett, who co-starred with Bateman in 
Arrested Development, is now perhaps best known for his show BoJack Horseman, on Cartoon Network. BoJack is a cartoon about a horse who is basically Bob Saget from Full House, except washed up and trying to have sex with the girl who plays his daughter. That character is named Sarah Lynn, played by Kristen Schaal. Sarah Lynn becomes a Britney Spears -type character, develops sex and drug addictions, and eventually dies of a drug overdose at the age of 31. When she played BoJack's daughter, BoJack's character called Sarah Lynn "my prickly muffin" affectionately, and then, when Sarah Lynn becomes a sexed-up pop star, she releases a song that features her singing about her vagina and calling it "my prickly muffin".


     
None of that is creepy if the show's intention is to make people aware that Hollywood is a sick industry. And it clearly is; the show even features a character named "Barry Richardson", a nod to sexual harasser and photographer Terry Richardson.
     But Will Arnett 
also appeared in the 2018 film Show Dogs, which critics described as featuring a scene intended to teach children to accept unwanted genital touching. Arnett plays the owner of a dog, voiced by Ludacris, who is touched by a judge, and has to go to his "Zen place" to avoid being bothered by it.
     
http://www.theguardian.com/film/2018/may/23/show-dogs-rottweiler-groping-grooms-children-sexual-abuse


     Given all of these facts, it's hard not to suspect that Will Arnett and Amy Poehler might have been a "Pedowood [Pedo Hollywood] power couple".
     Even if they are not pedophiles, then they are clearly insensitive about child sexual abuse; enough to have considered it a laughing matter multiple times, and to have worked with so many other people in the industry who have played pedophiles and/or been accused of pedophilia themselves.





     Post-Script, Written on February 18th, 2021:


     The article below reveals that Arnett and Poehler have children together, and also that Poehler dated comic actor Nick Kroll from 2013 to 2015:

     In my previous article about R.S.S. spies, Aziz Ansari, and Ansari's connections to other actors, I explained that Ansari worked with Kroll, and that Kroll produced the show Big Mouth, which features numerous "cringe-worthy" jokes about puberty and child sexuality.

     Why Amy Poehler would divorce one actor who has joked about pedophilia numerous times (and appeared in a grooming movie for kids), in order to date another actor who has joked about child sexuality multiple times (and produced a cartoon about it), has yet to be determined.
     But it certainly doesn't seem absurd to suggest that Poehler has no problem with men who make creepy comedy involving children and sex. If Poehler is not a pedophile, then she at least has no qualms about joking about pedophilia, nor about associating with - and even dating - people who make such jokes.




Original excerpt written on February 4th, 9th, 14th, and 16th, 2021
and Edited on February 18th, 2021

This article was first published on February 18th, 2021


Aziz Ansari Worked with Numerous Sexual Abusers and People Who Joked About Pedophilia

      The text below is an excerpt from a previous article.
     It explains that Aziz Ansari has co-starred alongside numerous people who have been accused of sexual abuse or assault, and numerous people who have made jokes about pedophilia in their T.V. shows and movies.
     This article also examines whether Ansari himself is a sexual abuser, and whether Ansari may be working for either Zionist or neo-liberal elements in Hollywood, or for the Indian paramilitary group R.S.S..

     The following text originally appeared in my February 2021 article “Twenty-One Politicians and Celebrities Who May Be Indian R.S.S. Agents”.
     Readers may especially wish to read the segment in that article which pertains to Hasan Minhaj, (because it also mentions Aziz Ansari).
     The full article can be read at the link below:

     http://aquarianagrarian.blogspot.com/2021/02/thirteen-politicians-and-celebrities.html



     Actor and stand-up comedian Aziz Ansari was born in South Carolina to a Tamil family. He was raised Muslim, but has said he is not religious.
     During one of his comedy specials, Ansari told a story about meeting M.I.A. and speaking Tamil with her. He used the opportunity to compliment the singer's breasts.
     If there is any chance that M.I.A. is working for pro-R.S.S. interests, then it's possible that her affiliation with Aziz Ansari could implicate Ansari in the R.S.S. web as well.





     The story could end here. Except for Ansari's friendship with Kanye West, and his appearance in Kanye's music video for the song "Otis".
     West, as a reminder, released "Monster", which features the lyric "a bad bitch that came from Sri Lanka", which is almost certainly a reference to (I) M.I.A.
     And except for Aziz Ansari's involvement with the shows (II) Parks and Recreation (hired a pedophile), (III) Saturday Night Live (pedophiles), (IV) Flight of the Conchords (hired a pedophile), (V) Bob's Burgers (pedophile jokes), and (VI) The Venture Bros. (pedophile character and jokes); and (VII) Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (pedophile host); as well as (VIII) the comedy troupe Jash (pedophiles), (IX) Eric Wareheim (hired a pedophile), (X) James Franco (pedophile), (XI) Dave Chappelle (child pornography), and (XII) Nick Kroll (pedophilic shows).

     I can practically hear you saying "slow down!" Gladly! Bear with me here...



I. Mathangi "M.I.A." Arulpragasam

     Rapper and singer M.I.A. was born in London, England to a Tamil family, making her "Indian-British" by her parents' national status, or "Tamil-British" by ethnicity. She is a Hindu.
     The Tamil people come from the southern tip of India, and the island of Sri Lanka. The Tamil Tigers are the nationalist group associated with the Tamil people in south India. During his 2008 presidential campaign, Ron Paul exposed the fact that Sri Lanka is the place in the world where the suicide bombing rate is the highest. This is worth noting because of the content of M.I.A.'s hit song.
     M.I.A.'s 2008 hit single "Paper Planes" features the sound of a gun in the chorus. It goes "All I want to do is [gunshot] [gunshot] [gunshot] [gunshot] and [gunshot] [gunshot] [gunshot] [gunshot] and I steal your money." 
     The song arguably promotes violence and theft. It's important to wonder whether "Paper Planes" has ever made people in a club think that someone was opening fire. I don't mean to say we should quell M.I.A.'s free speech, but there have been shootings in American nightclubs, and during times of racial unrest, songs featuring the sounds of gunshots may upset people or even cause confusion or stampedes, if they are not ended or explained quickly.

     It's easy to dismiss this violence as "just part of the hip-hop culture", but a lot of the violence in hip-hop and rap is there because white people put it there. In the early 1990s, white men working in the interests of the police community infiltrated the hip-hop music industry to intentionally promote urban violence to a young audience of African-Americans. The intention of this was to promote violence and crime in the inner cities, in order to grow that problem so large that the American public would call for a crackdown on gang violence by police.
     Whether M.I.A. knew that, or participated in it on purpose, is unknown. But it merits consideration.

     The possibility that M.I.A. is pro-R.S.S., or is serving as some sort of spy, might seem ridiculous, if not for the fact of who her ex-fiancee is. M.I.A. was engaged to Benjamin Zachary Bronfman (also known as Ben Brewer) from 2009 to 2012, and they had one child together.
     Ben Bronfman's father is Edgar Bronfman Jr., the heir to the Bronfman family Seagram's fortune. Edgar Bronfman Jr. was also the C.E.O. of the Warner Music Group. Bronfman's sisters Clare and Sara were recently indicted for their role in providing six-figure amounts to Keith Raniere's Hollywood sex cult NXIVM (pronounced "Nexium"). That cult had orphanages in Mexico, and had ties to the daughter of the former president of Mexico, Vicente Fox.
     The Bronfmans are an enormously powerful and wealthy Jewish-Canadian family. Edgar Bronfman Jr.'s wealth is estimated at $2.5 billion USD. The family is in liquor and soda, music production and distribution, and (as we now know) funding a Hollywood sex cult. Think of what it means that M.I.A. was married to Edgar Bronfman Jr.. It means that she was the niece-in-law of Clare Bronfman, and possibly while Clare Bronfman was funding NXIVM. NXIVM was founded in 1998.

     I'm sorry to stray from the topic of India, to talk about possible Israeli and Jewish connections for so long, but this is where it gets interesting. If M.I.A. knew that she was marrying into a family that is all about getting drunk and fucking sex slaves while they listen to pop music (which is what I suspect was going on), then maybe she was actually involved with the cult.
     Follow me on this one: What if M.I.A. was the "bad bitch who came from Sri Lanka" that Nicki Minaj mentioned in her appearance on Kanye West's 2010 song "Monster"? This possibility may seem outright improbable and insane, but it is worth mentioning because of what it has in common with M.I.A.'s "Paper Planes": it arguably promotes violence. This is the song in which guest rapper Jay-Z rapped the line "I rape women and children." Jay-Z is, of course, married to Beyonce Knowles, who sang the Etta James classic "At Last" while Barack and Michelle Obama danced at the first inaugural ball after Obama's inauguration as president on January 20th, 2009.

     If willingness to promote violence in music, and willingness to marry into a wealthy family of alcohol-peddling, sex-cult-funding Zionists, is any indication of M.I.A.'s moral compass, it indicates a lack of a moral compass entirely. She may not have married into the Bronfman family, but she has a child together with Edgar Bronfman Jr.'s son. M.I.A.'s child is a Bronfman.
     M.I.A.'s general worldview certainly seems to reflect sympathy with Western secularism. It's hard not to wonder whether Mathangi Arulpragasam is a tool in an emerging U.S.-Israeli-Indian scheme to infiltrate the entertainment industry and Congress (along with Kal Penn, Raj Krishnamoorthi, and possibly others).

 

Update (March 30th, 2021):

     M.I.A.'s father was named Arul Pragasam, also known as A. R. Arulpragasam, and the code name Arular. M.I.A. named her 2005 album Arular, as a way to signal that her father should get in touch with her.

     Arular was M.I.A.'s father's code name, for use in relation to his involvement in the Tamil independence movement. Arul Pragasam played a part in the founding of Eelam Revolutionary Organisation of Students (E.R.O.S.) in England 1975. Arul Pragasam died in 2019.

     In 2010, M.I.A. told TheFader.com that her father is not allied with the Tamil Tigers; and that the Sri Lankan government protected him from the Tigers. M.I.A. also condemned the Sri Lankan government for genocide against Tamils.


Update (August 3rd, 2021):

     Additionally, M.I.A. wrote, in her song "10 Dollars":

Dial-a-Bride from Sri Lanka
Found herself a Yorkshire banker
Need a visa?
Got with a geezer
Need some money?
Paid him with a knees-up

 



     II. Parks and Recreation is a link between Aziz Ansari and pedophilia, first, because Aziz was on the show (he played a character named Tom Haverford), but additionally, because the show stars Amy Poehler.

     In Mean Girls, Poehler who played a mother who passively excuses teen drinking, as long as it's supervised by adults and occurring in the home. The film was arguably lampooning or mocking mothers like that, but Poe's Law dictates that it is unclear whether something is satire unless it's explicitly stated that it is satire. Poehler and her character have effectively taught a generation of American mothers to enable and ignore drinking, and possibly even sex, that's occurring under their own roofs. This rationalization is based on the premise that teen drinking and sex are inevitable, and would happen somewhere else in a more dangerous scenario, if not for parents hosting those behaviors and turning a blind eye to them.

     Amy Poehler also once appeared as a pre-teen girl at a slumber party, in a Saturday Night Live sketch, who was being mercilessly bullied by the other girls, who were spreading the rumor that she stuck frozen hot dogs up her “nooners”. There are numerous examples of Saturday Night Live sketches that poke fun at child molestation, incest, teens wanting to date older guys and their friends' fathers.

     Amy Poehler is married to Will Arnett, the star of Arrested Development and Cartoon Network's BoJack Horseman. Jason Bateman was Arnett's co-star in Arrested Development. Bateman also appeared in Juno. The film Juno arguably normalizes teen pregnancy, and it also contains a scene in which Bateman's character dances with Ellen Page's character. It is difficult, for an innocent young adult, to immediately notice that the way Bateman's character hit on Juno was completely inappropriate, because the film is sort of shot from a teenager's perspective. The film puts on the guise of an anti- teen-pregnancy - and an anti- adults-hitting-on-teenagers - film, but Bateman's character suffers only minor consequences for his actions (i.e., his wife divorces him). The film is certainly not against teenage boys having sex with teenage girls, nor is it strongly against adults hitting on teenage girls.
     Arnett, who co-starred with Bateman in 
Arrested Development, is now perhaps best known for his show BoJack Horseman, on Cartoon Network. BoJack is a cartoon about a horse who is basically Bob Saget from Full House, except washed up and trying to have sex with the girl who plays his daughter. That character is named Sarah Lynn, played by Kristen Schaal. Sarah Lynn becomes a Britney Spears -type character, develops sex and drug addictions, and eventually dies of a drug overdose at the age of 31. When she played BoJack's daughter, BoJack's character called Sarah Lynn "my prickly muffin" affectionately, and then, when Sarah Lynn becomes a sexed-up pop star, she releases a song that features her singing about her vagina and calling it "my prickly muffin".
     
None of that is creepy if the show's intention is to make people aware that Hollywood is a sick industry. And it clearly is; the show even features a character named "Barry Richardson", a nod to sexual harasser and photographer Terry Richardson. But Will Arnett also appeared in the 2018 film Show Dogs, which critics described as featuring a scene intended to teach children to accept unwanted genital touching. Arnett plays the owner of a dog, voiced by Ludacris, who is touched by a judge, and has to go to his "Zen place" to avoid being bothered by it.
     
http://www.theguardian.com/film/2018/may/23/show-dogs-rottweiler-groping-grooms-children-sexual-abuse
     Given all of these facts, it's hard not to suspect that Will Arnett and Amy Poehler might be a "Pedowood [Pedo Hollywood] power couple". Even if they are not pedophiles, then they are clearly insensitive about child sexual abuse; enough to have considered it a laughing matter multiple times, and to have worked with so many other people in the industry who have played pedophiles and/or been accused of pedophilia themselves.

     But getting back to Parks and Recreation, there's a scene in the show in which the Ron Swanson character has to be talked into telling a little girl doing a civics project for school, that he was wrong to criticize the government. This episode aired while Hillary Clinton was serving as Obama's Secretary of State, around the time that the Clinton Foundation was discovered to be involved in the Laura Silsby-Gayler child trafficking scandal in Haiti. In my opinion, to have done an episode that was basically about why it's wrong to criticize the government in front of kids, at such a time in American politics, was not only recklessly irresponsible; it was probably intentional, given that Parks and Recreation is an N.B.C. show (which is owned by General Electric, which makes components for the military and profits from wars).

     Parks and Recreation, on which Aziz Ansari appeared, is not an entertainment show; it is a propaganda show disguised as an entertainment show. Just like How I Met Your Mother, he show subtly works-in its promotion of the Obama Administration, and Joe Biden, and agencies of government, specifically those that process immigration requests. Joe Biden, Michelle Obama, and John McCain actually appeared on the show.

     Parks and Recreation is an undeniably political show, and the inclusion of the Ron Swanson character – the best-known self-described libertarian on television – makes that fact undeniable. Indoctrinating children into unquestioning belief in what the government says, is the first step in hooking them for life, and getting them to support their government, regardless of what those pesky conservatives and libertarians say about elite child trafficking.

     It's also important to note that Rob Lowe has had a prominent role on Parks and Recreation, playing a character named Chris Traeger. Lowe nearly got kicked out of Hollywood after video leaked of him, at the age of 24, having sex with a 16-year-old girl. Lowe went uncredited for his appearance in Tommy Boy due to this controversy, but soon after the scandal, he hosted an episode of Saturday Night Live that poked fun at it in a sketch featuring Kevin Nealon, Victoria Jackson, and Lorne Michaels. Lowe later called the sex tape "the greatest thing that's ever happened" to himself and his career. Thanks a lot, Lorne!


     III. Saturday Night Live is a link between Aziz Ansari and pedophilia because Ansari hosted the show (becoming the first Indian-American person to do so), and because of the show's history of pedophilic sketches.

     Aside from the example I mentioned above, involving Amy Poehler, there are numerous examples of Saturday Night Live sketches that poke fun at child molestation, incest, teens wanting to date older guys and their friends' fathers. In fact, I have investigated this subject, and I estimate that somewhere between two hundred to three hundred jokes about pedophilia have been made on the show throughout its 46-year history.

     These include the “Spartans Cheerleaders” sketches featuring Will Ferrell and Cheri Oteri, Molly Shannon's over-sexualized Catholic schoolgirl character “Mary Katherine Gallagher”, and the “Uncle Roy” sketches from the late 1970s which starred Buck Henry and were blatantly about a man molesting his two nieces while babysitting them. The "Canteen Boy" sketches featuring Alec Baldwin and Adam Sandler are another example. 

     "Uncle Roy" and "Canteen Boy" are obviously cautionary tales about pedophiles, but the fact that all four of the aforementioned sketches, became recurring sketches, should be concerning. The "Not Ready for Prime-Time Players" seem a little bit too eager to dress up as teenagers and make jokes about masturbating and dating adults.

     There was also a sketch in which Will Forte went trick-or-treating as a man who is legally required to tell you that he is a registered sex offender. Another sketch featured Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson as a mad scientist who entered a child-molesting robot as his entry in a “most evil invention” contest. Lindsay Lohan's and Britney Spears's appearances on the show, in their late teens, did not go without a moment of over-emphasizing their breasts.

     Just a few years ago on the show, Miley Cyrus and Kenan Thompson appeared in diapers, with Lorne Michaels himself (not wearing diapers) in the “comedic” music video for the song “Baby Steps”, on which Miley Cyrus sang about “takin' baby steps” in a relationship. In the music video, the actors actually acknowledge that Lorne Michaels makes the “players” appear in creepy, disturbing, humiliating, or bizarrely sexual sketches, in order to keep their jobs. They ask why, and get no response. That is supposed to be funny.

     Saturday Night Live should be called Age Play Night Live, or Saturnalia Night Live. If you're still not convinced that there is something creepy about this show, watch the first ten minutes of the 1982 episode that Drew Barrymore hosted at the age of seven. In the opening sketch, she acknowledges that she isn't supposed to say bad words during the episode. Then she orders an alcoholic drink. During the monologue, one of the actors asks her who she wants to marry, and she says Steven Spielberg.

     Actor Owen Benjamin suspects Steven Spielberg of having raped young Poltergeist actress Heather o'Rourke to death. There are pictures, from the 1980s, of Drew and Heather both sitting on Spielberg's knees. Finally, in the first sketch after the monologue, the same actor who asked Drew who she wanted to marry, used the phrase “penis breath” in a sketch about the Spielberg-Barrymore joint E.T.. The alien who hides in your closet wearing women's clothes and a wig, and then touches you with his finger, and you can't resist because it's for your health. Totally not creepy at all, right? It's a miracle that Drew got out of there alive. She has pledged not to allow her children into the industry until they are at least teenagers. Drew Barrymore knows exactly what's going on here.


     For Aziz Ansari to have hosted Saturday Night Live - even as its first Indian-American host - is not something of which he should be proud.

     You might be saying, "Hey, it's not like Aziz appeared in any sketches about pedophilia on that S.N.L. episode." Hang on!
     
On the episode of S.N.L. which Aziz hosted, he appeared in a sketch with Melissa Villasenor. In that sketch, Aziz and Melissa play members of a couple, whom are trying to introduce "age play" -type sex talk into their foreplay. The one big, laughable, memorable moment in the sketch, comes when Villasenor's character awkwardly says "Oh yeah, Dad" to her boyfriend, instead of calling him something (slightly) less creepy such as "daddy".
     Playing the boyfriend of someone who awkwardly calls your character "daddy", does not, alone, make Aziz Ansari a pedophile. But the comfort he appears to have, with making jokes about pedophilia, and working with people accused of pedophilia, should be a cause for concern. This may seem funny, but to people who have been molested or raped, it is insensitive, and may even be re-traumatizing, depending on the person.


   IV. Flight of the Conchords is a link between Aziz Ansari and pedophilia because Aziz was on the show (playing the sidewalk fruit vendor Sinjay), and his co-star Kristen Schaal has poked fun at pedophilia several times throughout her career.

     One example is her character Sarah Lynn from Cartoon Network's 
BoJack Horseman, which I already mentioned.

     Another is her appearance on another Cartoon Network show, 
The Heart, She Holler!, in which she plays a victim of incest who is sexually attracted to her father. That father is dead, and a ghost, and appearing as a series of video tapes which he recorded before his death, but there is a scene in which she "goes down on him" by giving off-screen oral sex to his image sitting atop of a television stand that has wheels at the bottom of it.
     Don't get me wrong, 
The Heart, She Holler! is a funny show, precisely because of how fucked up it is. There are references to voodoo dolls, and a guy asks God to have sex with him while he's praying in a bathroom stall. And it's entirely possible that the intention of the show is as it seems to be, which is to create a show like Dynasty, but with a "southern Gothic" -style twist. The twist is that the town has a curse, which is also a secret. It is slowly revealed that Kristen Schaal's character's grandmother, Meemaw, can't die, and also that she is Virginia Dare, the first white child born in North America.
     But again, the show features numerous references to, and jokes about, pedophilia, and about Schaal's "Hurshe" character trying to have sex with her dead father in order to get control of the family, her father's fortune, and the "holler" (
i.e., the town). Finally, there is an episode in the second or third season in which it is revealed that nearly every character in town likes to dress up as a little blonde girl and play pretend, except for Meemaw, who, instead, kills a little girl and then steals her voice.

     Another example of Kristen Schaal's pedophilia jokes, is the time she 
hired a little girl to tell a sexually-tinged joke about having a boy in her basement during one of Schaal's comedy specials.
     See the following link to watch Schaal (in an obviously rehearsed sketch) dare a girl of about ten to "come up here and try this yourself". The girl obliges, and proceeds to tell a joke that alludes to B.D.S.M. (Bondage, Domination, and Slave & Master / Sadomasochism).
     
http://www.cc.com/video/vak63c/kristen-schaal-live-at-the-fillmore-kristen-schaal-all-ages-show

     This may not prove that Schaal is a pedophile, but it proves that she is insensitive about child abuse, and probably considers it a laughing matter.
     The value of getting that young actress "exposure" is not worth the potential negative consequences of normalizing children making sex jokes to adult audiences. It feeds the idea that "children are not innocent" and already know about sex, which feeds the notion that "they need to be taught how to do it some time", (and eventually, when they get to high school and college, "someone needs to break them in").
     Evidently Kristen Schaal thinks it is funny when little girls make sex jokes about having little boys in their basement. Could you imagine if a ten or twelve-year-old boy made such a joke about girls? He would be booed off stage, as he would deserve to be.
     But Kristen Schaal is out there making this sort of stuff acceptable. And Aziz Ansari has either noticed none of this, or else has noticed it and doesn't care enough to stop associating with Schaal.


     V. Bob's Burgers is a link between Aziz Ansari and pedophilia because Aziz played video game enthusiast Darryl on the show, and the show has joked about pedophilia.

     Aziz Ansari's co-stars on Bob's Burgers include... you guessed it... Kristen Schaal. Patton Oswalt also appeared on Bob's Burgers as a food critic. It's also worth noting that Patton Oswalt starred in The Heart, She Holler! alongside Kristen Schaal.
     In the episode featuring Oswalt, Kristen Schaal's character Louise, who is a little girl, comes up with a joke with her older brother Gene, to name one of the signature hamburgers "The Child Molester", because "it comes with candy". Soon thereafter, Bob (voiced by H. Jon Benjamin) notices a guy in the restaurant who "looks like a child molester". That character was an undercover food critic dressed as a rabbi, voiced by Oswalt.

     This is not the only time Bob's Burgers has juxtaposed children and sex for laughs. In one episode, the parents Bob and Linda turned their house into a bed and breakfast, and had to hide from their children the fact that one of the couples that was staying over, was having bondage-style sex.
     The show has also made numerous allusions to Gene's possible transgender or non-binary status, which is arguably fixation on a child's sexuality or sexual identity. Additionally, the older sister character, Tina, is voiced by a man, and she is a "horse girl" who is obsessed with teen boy bands. Her awkwardness, and her sexual fantasies, are frequent sources of humor on the show. There is an episode in which Tina's "erotic friend fiction" gets stolen by one of her classmates, and she responds by writing a new erotic story about her classmates, and reading it out loud in front of a whole cafeteria full of the children.

      One child molestation joke in an entire series is arguably an accident. But something that happens more than once is not an accident, nor a coincidence. Multiple child molestation jokes constitutes a pattern.
     Aziz Ansari and Kristen Schaal, and others, have had plenty of opportunities to avoid making child molestation jokes over and over again on the shows in which they appear - and plenty of opportunities to avoid appearing alongside actors who have made careers out of this type of material - yet it is obvious that Schaal has not taken any of these opportunities.

     [Note: Oswalt has told pedophilia jokes in his act as well. These include his joke (and short song) about "Uncle Touchy's naked puzzle basement", his joke about a girl getting "fucked" by someone wearing a Garfield mask, and a joke about a true crime TV show voice-over saying that children's blood led from a school bus into a church. That fact, and a tweet in which he referred to his daughter Alice as a "little morsel", have been used to suggest that Oswalt is a pedophile. However, that tweet was photoshopped, and some of the same people who allege Oswalt is a pedophile, also claim that he murdered his wife Meredith. Oswalt's wife, Meredith Salenger, was a serial killer hobbyist, and a "true crime" researcher and author. According to Oswalt, when he woke up one morning, his wife was unresponsive. Salenger's research later led to the arrest of Joseph James d'Angelo for the numerous rapes and murders committed by the Golden State Killer. I personally do not believe that Oswalt is a pedophile; I believe that he tells those jokes for shock value. But it's hard to know for sure. Either way, I do not believe that he is a clear and present danger to his daughter.]

     VI. The Venture Bros., on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim, is a link between Aziz Ansari and pedophilia, because Aziz played the character Martin on the show, and the show has made jokes about pedophilia, and even has a child rapist character.

     There is an episode of The Venture Bros. titled "Self-Medication", in which the Venture boys, Hank and Dean, are guarded by a character named Sergeant Hatred. Sergeant Hatred became a pedophile after developing increased empathy as the side effect of an experimental drug given to him by a secret government agency. Sergeant Hatred was subsequently given a drug called "Nomolestol" to curb his sexual appetite for children, which allowed him to become the Venture brothers' bodyguard without assaulting them.
     This episode could be interpreted as promoting the chemical castration of child sex offenders, in which case it would be completely appropriate. But it might just be another example of poking fun at child molestation.
     There is also a character in The Venture Bros. named Nikki Fictel, voiced by Lisa Hammer, and later, Saturday Night Live's Kate McKinnon. The Nikki Fictel character had sex with Dr. Venture when she was fifteen years old, after telling him that she was twenty. There are numerous references to sex, and statutory rape, that surround the Nikki Fictel character, who appeared in two episodes.

     At first glance, there's nothing that would suggest a direct connection between Aziz Ansari's character Martin, on The Venture Bros..
     But it's perhaps worth mentioning that there is a character on that show, including in Ansari's episode, called The Monarch, who is the main villain. The show also contains numerous references to secret government programs. It's possible that the name of "The Monarch" is a reference to Project Monarch, which was part of MK-ULTRA, according to Cathy o'Brien.
     O'Brien accused George H.W. Bush and others of child sex crimes in the early 1990s. MK-ULTRA and Project Monarch were child brainwashing and sexual torture programs. It's possible that the "monarch" in "Project Monarch" is a symbol for puberty, because butterflies emerge from cocoons after they go into a larval stage as worms. The episode with Aziz Ansari references the Monarch, cocoons, and also "roofies" (a reference to the drug rohypnol, which is used to make people unconscious and then rape them).

     Just another show full of pedophilia and sex jokes of which Ansari could have chosen to steer clear, but didn't.


     VII. Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee is a link between Aziz Ansari and pedophilia because Ansari appeared on the show (as himself), and the host of the show is a pedophile. I'm referring, of course, to Jerry Seinfeld.

      Jerry Seinfeld was thirty-eight years old when he began dating 17-year-old Shoshanna Lonstein Gruss. They met some time in either 1992 or 1993.
     The 48th, 50
th, 51st, and 56th episodes of Seinfeld, which were aired around the same time, all featured jokes about either pedophilia, a possible reference to childhood in sex talk, or wanting to have sex with a virgin. The 48th episode is "The Cheever Letters", the 50th episode is “The Virgin”, the 51st is “The Contest”, and the 56th is “The Shoes”.

     In "The Cheever Letters", Jerry's girlfriend Sandra leaves his apartment after Sandra was talking about her panties, and Jerry replied, "You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?" This is revealed during a conversation with George, about Jerry's "dirty talk". Jerry declines to explain to George why he mentioned Sandra's mother during dirty talk. It's possible that the Jerry character was trying to infantilize Sandra, or get her to try "age play". "The Cheever Letters" episode was written by Larry David.
     http://seinfeld.fandom.com/wiki/The_Cheever_Letters

     In “The Virgin”, 
Frasier's Jane Leeves plays Marla Penny, an adult woman in her late 20s or early 30s who is still a virgin. The sexual frustration which Jerry experiences in the “Virgin” episode, leads to the following episode, “The Contest”, also featuring Leeves. That episode, which is one of the best-known and most popular episode in the show's history, was about the four main characters entering into a betting game to see who can go the longest without having sex. In the series finale, Marla Penny actually testifies in court about how horrified she was when she found out about this game, which Jerry was playing while he was dating her. But focusing on the “Contest” episode: during that episode, there is a scene in which Jerry tries to distract himself from how pent-up (and, presumably, horny) he is. He does so by calling his mother on the phone while watching the children's cartoon show Tiny Toons. While watching the show, Jerry sings along to the song “The Wheels on the Bus (Go 'Round and 'Round)”. This may not be a direct joke at the expense of child sex crime victim, but it is certainly a juxtaposition of children and sex which is intended to get laughs. If it is not pedophilic, then it is at least insensitive, and shows that the writers can't think of anything to distract Jerry that doesn't have to do with child-like things.
     Speaking of child-like things, not only does the real Jerry date teenagers while the fake Jerry dates virgins; the fake Jerry is an immature adult who basically has the mind of a child. He spends all his time making stupid, pointless observations, and talking about nothing, and making jokes all the time. Like a child does. He also eats and talks about cereal all the time, and Superman either appears as a figurine or is mentioned in nearly every single episode. I don't know whether it says anything about real Jerry, but fake Jerry has obviously not grown up yet.


     In “The Shoes”, George stares down the blouse of a teenage girl. George Costanza, played by Jason Alexander, risked losing a job opportunity after television producer Russell Dalrymple (played by Bob Balaban) caught him staring down the blouse of the young girl in his office. That young girl was played by Brooke Shields when she was 21 or 22. It was revealed that the young girl character was not only just 15 years old, but also Dalrymple's daughter.

     All of this means that Seinfeld broadcast four episodes about either pedophilia, reference to childhood in the bedroom, or wanting to have sex with a virgin, within the five-month span of time between late October 1992 and February 1993.

     Think about how pathological that is. Seinfeld had just begun dating a 17-year-old girl, and I'm sure there were probably people who thought it was creepy. If there were, and their opinion got back to Jerry and Larry David, they probably just said “Let's put it in the show! We can make jokes about it!” They were probably trying to “nip things in the bud” by making jokes about having sex with virgins, to get the audience accustomed to laughing about jokes that include both the topic of children or virginity and the topic of sex. The Marla Penny character is visibly in her thirties, and not a teenager, but it's hard to avoid wondering whether the “The Virgin” character, and episode, may have been influenced by the fact that Jerry was dating a teenage girl at the time.

     It's also noteworthy that the character of George Costanza is based on Larry David, the producer of Seinfeld. We might wonder whether George's experience – almost losing a job opportunity for getting caught staring down a female's shirt – could have been based on something that happened to Larry David. Maybe it was even a teenage girl, and/or the daughter of a producer. You know what they say: “Life imitates art, and art imitates life.”
     Maybe Larry David is a pedophile! Let's look at some more facts.
     When Larry David hosted Saturday Night Live, he made a joke about Harvey Weinstein, in which the punch line involved a Jewish rapist trying to get laid in a concentration camp, harassing other Holocaust victims imprisoned there. That was wildly insensitive, but it didn't have to do with children. However, later in the episode, Larry David appeared alongside sitting U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders in yet another sketch about an incident of mass death, the Titanic sinking. In that sketch, Larry David played a Titanic passenger who tried to steal a lifeboat from a boy, which was reserved for women and children only. David's character shouts that the boy is, in fact, a man, and that he could see the boy's “happy trail”, a reference to pubic hair.
     Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David obviously consider the juxtaposition of children and sex to be a laughing matter. None of this information may directly suggest that they are attracted to small children, but it's probable that they are attracted to teenage girls and have no problem joking about it in a very public manner.

     It turns out that Seinfeld isn't about “nothing” after all! For a few years there, I thought it was about food, such as cereals; or perhaps Superman. I guess it's about pedophilia!
     Avoid, Aziz. I'd say "try harder to notice next time", but this is all too much to be a coincidence.



      VIII. The Jash comedy troupe is a link between Aziz Ansari and pedophilia because Aziz produced a show for Jash, and several members of Jash have made pedophilic jokes, and even a whole show about teen sexuality. Jash has been described as a “comedy collective” or “comedy community”, and it is also an advertising agency.
     Aziz Ansari, Eric Wareheim (of Cartoon Network's Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!), and director Jason Woliner, have a food and culture show called Food Club, which was produced for Jash.
     The members of Jash are Michael Cera, Sarah Silverman, Reggie Watts, and Tim and Eric (Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim). Daniel Kellison, Doug deLuca, and Mickey Meyer are also involved with the collective. Andy Samberg has also discussed his involvement with Jash, in a red carpet appearance featuring fellow S.N.L. alum Norm MacDonald.
     Andy Samberg formed the band Lonely Island, which became well-known for its hilarious music videos, shown on Saturday Night Live. The other members of the Lonely Island are Jorma Taccone and Akiva Schaffer, both of whom are actor-comedian-writer-directors. All three members of the Lonely Island were given credits as producers of the Hulu show Pen15, which features thirty-year-old women playing themselves as 13-year-olds. In Pen15, teenage girls' sexuality is discussed in excruciating detail.
     I might have let this fact go, had it not been for Samberg's association with the obviously pedophilic S.N.L.. I cannot recall any particular sketch containing Samberg making pedophilic jokes, but I have read that either Akiva Schaffer or Jorma Taccone publicly made a joke about Andy Samberg inserting his “hairless penis” into the vagina of his wife, Joanna Newsom (the cousin of California Governor Gavin Newsom).
     It seems clear that the members of Lonely Island consider pubic hair and teenage sexuality to be laughing matter. And they certainly are. If you're still a teenager.

     Aziz Ansari easily could have avoided becoming so closely involved with people who make pubic hair jokes, make music videos for a pedophilic sketch comedy show, and financed a whole show about women dressing up as teenage girls. Again, Aziz Ansari chose not to.



     IX. Eric Wareheim is a link between Aziz Ansari and pedophilia because of Wareheim's and Ansari's work with the Lonely Island, which I have detailed above.

     For those who aren't up to date on what's being shown on TV these days, we should keep in mind that Tim and EricBob's Burgers, and The Venture Bros. all air on Adult Swim, which is what's on the children's cartoon channel Cartoon Network. Which means that, if children stay up late and try to watch Cartoon Network, they will see some of the most absurd – and “funny because it's fucked up” shows.
     In the last five years, that list of shows has included Mother, May I Dance with Mary Jane's Fist?, a show called Golan the Insatiable that begins with a monster marching into a courtroom and demanding in front of parents and children that a monument to Satan be erected in the town square, and a show about a dog that is apparently possessed by the Devil but actually helps save a child from evil people.
     Don't get me wrong; it is still the responsibility of adults to keep their children from staying up too late and watching these shows. I am writing this article for adults. But the fact that these shows are on the same channel as “ordinary” children's programming should concern us. Especially considering that that “ordinary” programming still fixates on children's sexual identity (Steven Universe) and makes tons of jokes about body parts and bodily functions (Teen Titans Go!).

     To get to the topic of Tim and Eric directly, I have not noticed anything overtly pedophilic on the show, but I found one appearance by Will Ferrell to be disturbing. That appearance was the sketch “Original Child Clown Outlet”.
     The sketch includes references to Ferrell's character harvesting his ejaculate to create clown babies, clowns and children touching each other, putting children into “cages they can't see through”, and burying children “in the back” as a punishment for misbehavior. All of this happens within the span of eighty-one seconds. These people are throwing pedophile jokes at you so fast that you can't even notice that that's what they're doing.

     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAU_Ez84l4c


     Will Ferrell has also appeared as “Craig the Spartans cheerleader” and “Nuni, son of Nuni and Nuni” in S.N.L. sketches that focus on the character's emerging sexuality. In the “Spartans” sketch, his character is in high school, while the “Nuni” character is in his thirties but thinks he is going through puberty. Ferrell also appeared on an episode of The Chris Gethard Show, and performed a Satanic ceremony to promote the show's ratings.  You know, as a joke.

     These people are freaks. Anyone who associates with them are freaks. I'm talking to you, Aziz, and Eric Wareheim, and Tim Heidecker.
     Once when I was in high school, I made a car full of my theater friends angry because I said “all actors are gay”. I should have said “all actors are pedophiles”. If I had done so, it would have made a lot more sense when – nearly twenty years later, in 2020 – our theater director, David Miller, turned out to have been having sexually inappropriate relationships with 17-year-old boys. One time during a talent show, Dave dressed up as a little Dutch girl with blonde hair and went “Bloo-loo-loo! Bloo-loo-loo!” to imitate the sound of Dutch. Some things happen and you go years without thinking about it, and then it turns out that what happened should have been an indication that the person was a pedophile.
     I know a pedophilic freak who wants to be an actor when I see one, and I am telling you that Will Ferrell was not “writing a sketch” when he planned to emerge through a fake womb as part of a performance art piece to pray to the Devil for ratings (and thus commercial success). That sketch was clearly influenced by the “spirit cooking” that was recommended by black magician Aleister Crowley.
     Even if the Devil does not exist, that fact alone cannot stop people who worship the Devil from sacrificing you to him, if they want to do so. “We're just pretending” is not consoling, when you're literally doing a black magick ritual on television. The fact that it's a joke makes it more fucked up, not less.

     Will Ferrell's history of playing characters fixated on their sexuality and sexual development, and the possibility that he is a Satanist (or at least interested in blood magick and black magick), should be concerning.
     It's also worth noting that Will Ferrell appeared at artist Marina Abramovic's Museum of Modern Art banquet, where she and Debbie Harry cut up a giant cake that was shaped like a human laying in a vat of blood. Ferrell appeared alongside his wife, and he was wearing a clean white suit. All guests at the event were required to wear white tops; this was likely an allusion to purity. Wearing white is how they cleanse themselves of the sin of what they do to their victims.

     Aziz Ansari has been in Hollywood for a while. He ought to know better than to associate with a disturbed mind such as that of Will Ferrell, and with Tim and Eric, who allow him to joke on their show about clowns molesting children and then killing them and burying them after they were created in a breeding program.
    "Well, when you put it that way...!"



     X. James Franco is a link between Aziz Ansari and pedophilia because Aziz Ansari roasted James Franco for Comedy Central, and James Franco had a sex scandal involving underage girls.
     In January 2018, Newsweek and Gawker published articles reporting that a woman from Scotland had accused Franco of trying to hook up with her through Instagram when she was 17. Franco has also been accused, by five actresses, of pressuring his former acting students into doing nude scenes.

     What is Aziz Ansari doing hanging out with someone who has been accused of so much sexually inappropriate behavior towards significantly younger women and teen(s)? The answer is coming shortly.


     XI. Dave Chappelle is a link between Aziz Ansari and pedophilia because Aziz performed at the presentation of the 2019 Mark Twain prize to Chappelle, and Chappelle confessed to watching the R. Kelly sex tape on Chappelle's Show.

     With regard to R. Kelly, Dave Chappelle is best remembered for making fun of the man (Robert Sylvester Kelly). He did so in several music videos which he produced for the show. The songs were parodies of R. Kelly's songs, repurposed to be about “peeing on people” and “doodoo butter”.

     Fewer Chappelle fans, however, probably remember that Chappelle's Show once featured a sketch in which Dave appeared in voir dire (jury selection process), defending Michael Jackson and R. Kelly for their alleged sex crimes against children. The version of himself that Chappelle plays in this sketch, justifies vehemently defending Kelly and Jackson for three reasons: 1) the police disproportionately kill African-American suspects; 2) the police lie about that, and frame people, and might be trying to shake down black celebrities; 3) the suspects in question are black. The third reason is revealed when Chappelle says “Oh yeah, Baretta did that shit” when questioned about what he knew about the Robert Blake murder allegations.

     In Chappelle's defense, this was obviously an intentionally subversive sketch, as Chappelle's sketches often are. And Chappelle did end up saying that he would not allow his son to sleep in the same bed with Michael Jackson, after defending him. But the fact remains: the “version of himself” which Chappelle was playing in the juror selection sketch, admitted to viewing the R. Kelly sex tape. The one in which R. Kelly urinates on, and has sex with, a 15-year-old girl.

     Of course, it's possible that Chappelle, himself, did not see the video, and was merely having his “character Dave Chappelle” summarize what he had heard was in the video from second-hand sources. If that's the case, then Dave Chappelle did not admit to watching child pornography on his own show. But if the “character Dave Chappelle” in that sketch was based on his own experiences, then Chappelle admitted to watching child porn. There is also a Chappelle's Show sketch in which Dave travels to “the Internet” - pictured as a giant mall – and gets addicted to the porn store. This includes references to having sex with a goat. I am not about to accuse Dave Chappelle of having sex with a goat, as I do not want to be accused of trying to frame black celebrities; I merely wish to point out that this was probably Chappelle's way of admitting that he has an internet porn addiction. He also made an entire film about how pussy was the only thing important enough to him to make him quit smoking weed (Half Baked). It seems hard to deny the possibility that the real Dave Chappelle downloaded the R. Kelly sex tape on the internet at one point or another, and watched it.

     Chappelle has also said in his stand-up comedy, regarding the Kelly scandal: “How old is fifteen, really?”. Those who have watched The Boondocks's take on the R. Kelly scandal may respond to these facts by reciting the line from that episode: “If I didn't want to get peed on, I'd just get out of the way.” But I will remind you that the character who spoke that line is an eight-year-old child; Riley Freeman. It's a funny line, but Chappelle – and Boondocks creator Aaron McGruder – seem to have made a few excuses for peeing on children.

     Let's not downplay the seriousness of what Aaron McGruder did either. He took a line that means “I know how to avoid getting peed on for sexual purposes”, and put it into the mouth of a child character. He may not have meant to do so, but this just furthers the same twisted idea that Kristen Schaal's little girl comedian jokes furthers. It promotes the idea that children are not innocent about sexual matters. Of course, some kids know what sex is and some kids don't, but the fact that they know a little bit, should not serve as an excuse to tell them a whole lot more, nor should it serve as an excuse to have sex with them, nor to let them tell a thousand adults a joke about having little boys in their basements.

     The fact that you can come up with jokes about a grown man having sex with a teenage girl, does not mean that you should. R. Kelly “had sex with” a fifteen-year-old girl (i.e., took advantage of his older age and his celebrity to rape her), and subjected her to a sexual fetish that is arguably demeaning and humiliating. The fact that he introduced a legal minor – a child – to a sexual fetish, is also disturbing.
     Peepee and doodoo and kaka are funny, Dave Chappelle (and Aaron McGruder). But that doesn't make the rape of minors funny. Maybe Dave should stick to the Diarrhea Song and the cultural observations for a while. And stop talking politics with pedophile Jerry Seinfeld.
     Stay away from Dave Chappelle, Aziz.


   XII. Nick Kroll

     Nick Kroll is a link between Aziz Ansari and pedophilia because Ansari toured with Kroll on Kroll's "Glow in the Dark Comedy Tour", they worked together on "Comedy Bang! Bang", and Ansari appeared on Kroll's 
The Kroll Show, while Kroll voices a character based on himself, on the show he created, titled Big Mouth.
     
Big Mouth - like Pen15, another show on Netflix - has been widely criticized for featuring entirely too much content that hyper-focuses on teenage sexuality. One example is depicting puberty through characters called "hormone monsters".
     
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Mouth_(TV_series)
     
http://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/netflix-s-big-mouth-season-4-makes-past-queer-missteps-ncna1250065
     
http://www.thewrap.com/big-mouth-nick-kroll-netflix-penis-gross/

     The show has also caused numerous other scandals due to its content.
     
http://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/michaelblackmon/big-mouth-new-season-jenny-slate-netflix
     
http://deadline.com/2019/10/big-mouth-co-creator-andrew-goldberg-netflix-pansexuality-bisexuality-lgbtq-1202756202/
     
http://popculture.com/streaming/news/netflix-big-mouth-mocks-13-reasons-why-suicide-scandal-dicey-scene/
     
http://www.distractify.com/p/big-mouth-controversy

     I'm not saying "Children shouldn't be allowed to see these shows". I'm saying that 
adults shouldn't watch them either. People should have more respect for themselves than to watch shows about puberty monsters. "Fucked up" does not automatically equal funny.
    The creators of this show - Andrew Goldberg, Nick Kroll, Mark Levin, and Jennifer Flackett - 
did not need to create a show like this. There does not need to be an entire show about "coming of age", i.e., puberty. Or if there does, it has already been done, and much more tastefully so (The Wonder Years). The creators of this show obviously get off on hyperfocusing on teenage sexuality, which - like the creators of Pen15 - they get ideas for their show from their own experiences.
     If gross-out comedy is automatically funny, then that is only true for children. But this show is obviously not for kids. It is for immature adults. It is for adults who are pedophiles. There is a difference between a child laughing to himself about urine, and Nickelodeon coming up with a whole show (
You Can't Do That on Television!) just so it can have an excuse to cover children with slime, and shoving it in kids' faces. You can tell the difference between The Wonder Years and Big Mouth, can't you? Do both of these shows really deserve to be lumped into the same "coming-of-age story" category?

     Advising Aziz Ansari to stay away from people who make these kinds of shows, probably isn't enough at this point. Ansari had too many chances to say no to pedo-Hollywood, and he didn't take any of them.





     Let's review.

     Aziz Ansari has been the co-star of Rob Lowe, who made a porn film with Georgia resident Lena Jan Dunham when she was 16 and he was 24. Two of Ansari's former co-stars dated, or tried to date, seventeen-year-old girls; Jerry Seinfeld and James Franco. He has also worked with Amy Poehler, and the Lonely Island (and Jash), and other people at Saturday Night Live, and Tim and Eric, whom have all made numerous jokes about pedophilia. He worked with Kristen Schaal – and several people whom Schaal has worked with – after Schaal coached a little girl to make a sex joke onstage. Lastly, he worked with Dave Chappelle, and with the creators of The Venture Bros., and Nick Kroll.

     That is eleven or thirteen people with whom Ansari worked closely, whom have perpetrated sex crimes against minors; legally had sex with girls between 16 and 18; or made numerous jokes about pedophilia in their comedy, shows, or movies. Ansari is clearly not even trying to avoid these people. You would think, that out of these eleven or thirteen people, something would have stuck out that seemed odd.

     It's possible that Ansari likes that sort of humor, and maybe even seeks it out on purpose. I'm not aware of any pedophilic jokes that Ansari has told in his act, but the sketch with Melissa Villasenor was his only memorable appearance on the show.

     To be fair to Aziz, those ten or twelve people with whom he co-starred, only covers about one-third or one-fourth of Aziz Ansari's entire lifetime acting and comedy resume. Still, the fact that I can look at his resume, and ten different people jump out at me quickly, should indicate that something fishy might be up with “Randy” (his persona / character who talks about his dick and then blows an airhorn).



     It's interesting to note that Ansari talks about his teenage cousin Darwish in his comedy. If Ansari is not a pedophile, then that's nothing to be concerned about. If he is a pedophile, then he might be doing that in order to curry favor with young teenage fans.

     Ansari also talks about knowing and being friends with Kanye West during his routine about Darwish. So Ansari knows M.I.A. and Kanye West, which is interesting because of the “bad bitch... from Sri Lanka” line in the Kanye / Nicki Minaj (etc.) song “Monster”. That song, if you haven't suspected it yet, is about being a monster, and basically bragging about it.

     The facts that Ansari appears in shows with pedophiles and comedians who joke about pedophilia – and he knows Kanye West and fellow Tamil M.I.A. (whom is possibly secretly referenced in one of Kanye's most successful songs, and married into a billionaire family that funded a sex cult, and wrote a song that arguably glorifies having sex with rich old men for money) – should be concerning.



     You might be asking, “Why would you ever suspect that Aziz Ansari would be the type of person who is attracted to children in the first place?” I am not trying to suggest, by any means, that there is any “type” of person who is or becomes attracted to children. But one reason that might explain Aziz's possible pedophilia – if he is a pedophile – could be that he is very short, and therefore cannot easily get a full-sized or adult woman to date him because he looks almost like a child next to the larger among them. Ansari stands 5 feet 6 inches tall.
     If Aziz is having trouble getting a girlfriend because of his height, that might help explain the following sex scandal.
     
http://babe.net/2018/01/13/aziz-ansari-28355
     
http://www.cnn.com/2019/07/10/entertainment/aziz-ansari-allegation-netflix-special/index.html
     In January 2018, a 23-year-old woman accused Ansari of attempting to pressure her into sex unsuccessfully, and said that they had oral sex. That oral sex may have occurred under pressure. The woman's identity is unknown. If Ansari was born in 1983, and this incident occurred before 2018, and the woman was 23 when she wrote the article in the first link above, then that means the woman was born around 1995, which makes her up to 10 or 12 years younger than Ansari. They were both legal adults at the time, but the significant age difference should be a cause for concern – as should the fact that the oral sex they had probably occurred under pressure – in case it turns out that the woman is telling the truth.
     
     If you've looked up at the title of this article recently, you're probably asking, "OK, so Aziz Ansari might be a pedophile. 
What does this have to do with the R.S.S.?"
     The R.S.S. is a males-only volunteer militia that is subjugating women, in a country that is among the most plagued with child sex trafficking and gang rape. The R.S.S., and Narendra Modi's regime, retaining power in India, foretells widespread sexual subjugation of the women and girls in India. Gandhi, who "tested himself" by sleeping in a bed with young girls, once beat his wife for not cleaning the toilet, saying that everyone had to do it.

     Gandhi may have been right to  point out that it's undignified to clean another human being's shit, but it's also undignified to sleep in a bed with little girls and beat your wife!? What the fuck, dude!? Stop sleeping with little girls and beating your wife, and start writing a very long letter to Hitler, I guess, if that's what it takes to distract you. Maybe you need some weed from Dave Chappelle, or some pussy.

     Not every immigrant is a left-winger or a progressive, just because they are an ethnic minority. Gandhi was a pedophile and a Nazi sympathizer, and excuses for his behavior have almost certainly contributed to the Nazi subculture in India as well as its rape culture.

     If Modi's regime and the R.S.S. retain power in India, and ties between India and Biden's pro-Hollywood Democratic Party administration strengthen, then it will assist the Indian and U.S. governments, and their men, in taking a huge step to render women physically powerless to struggle against rape, and legally powerless to hold their attackers accountable. It will also result in increased trafficking of young girls, both in and outside of India and the United States.

     Aziz Ansari has positioned himself perfectly between India, the Bronfman family sex cult NXIVM, Democratic Zionist elements in Hollywood, the Kanye-Kardashian family, and a dozen possible pedophile celebrities. It's completely possible that Aziz Ansari has never molested or raped a child, or any minor. But to assume that he has not positioned himself there on purpose, in order to gain influence, is almost irrationally naive.

     This is not a joke. Aziz Ansari is a joke. Any idiot can make dick jokes, call himself Randy, and then blow an airhorn. I am funnier than Aziz Ansari! If you ask me, Aziz should say "Ansari" about his affiliation with M.I.A., Kanye, and other shady celebrities.
     You might think a lot of the things I suggested are a stretch, but you know what's also a stretch? The way Aziz has to stand on his tiptoes to kiss women his own age, because he's so short that he has to force women who are a decade younger than he is to give him begrudging blowjobs after they deny him vaginal intercourse.


     All joking aside, Ansari said that the intercourse that they did have, appeared to him to have been completely consensual.

     In the typical Hollywood fashion - the fashion of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew and Rob Lowe's poking fun at his sex tape that would now be considered child pornography - Aziz Ansari has been allowed to resuscitate himself. Here's a link to a Netflix special that he made about the sexual abuse allegations against him.

     I guess when someone makes sexual abuse allegations against you, you can just make a special about it, and do a funny interview of it with fellow Indian-American comedian Hasan Minhaj. Minhaj is the host of Comedy Central's Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj.






Original excerpt written on February 4th, 9th, and 14th, 2021

Edited and expanded on February 27th and August 3rd and 4th, 2021

This article was first published on February 18th, 2021

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