I can practically hear you saying "slow down!" Gladly! Bear with me here...
I. Mathangi "M.I.A." Arulpragasam
Rapper and singer M.I.A. was born in London, England to a Tamil family,
making her "Indian-British" by her parents' national status, or
"Tamil-British" by ethnicity. She is a Hindu.
The Tamil people come from the southern tip of India, and
the island of Sri Lanka. The Tamil Tigers are the nationalist group associated
with the Tamil people in south India. During his 2008 presidential campaign,
Ron Paul exposed the fact that Sri Lanka is the place in the world where the
suicide bombing rate is the highest. This is worth noting because of the
content of M.I.A.'s hit song.
M.I.A.'s 2008 hit single "Paper Planes" features
the sound of a gun in the chorus. It goes "All I want to do is [gunshot]
[gunshot] [gunshot] [gunshot] and [gunshot] [gunshot] [gunshot] [gunshot] and I
steal your money."
The song arguably promotes violence and theft. It's
important to wonder whether "Paper Planes" has ever made people in a
club think that someone was opening fire. I don't mean to say we should quell
M.I.A.'s free speech, but there have been shootings in
American nightclubs, and during times of racial unrest, songs featuring the
sounds of gunshots may upset people or even cause confusion or stampedes, if
they are not ended or explained quickly.
It's
easy to dismiss this violence as "just part of the hip-hop culture",
but a lot of the violence in hip-hop and rap is there because white
people put it there. In the early 1990s, white men working in the interests
of the police community infiltrated the hip-hop music industry to intentionally
promote urban violence to a young audience of African-Americans. The intention
of this was to promote violence and crime in the inner cities, in order to grow
that problem so large that the American public would call for a crackdown on
gang violence by police.
Whether M.I.A. knew that, or participated in it on purpose,
is unknown. But it merits consideration.
The possibility that M.I.A. is pro-R.S.S., or
is serving as some sort of spy, might seem ridiculous, if not for the fact of
who her ex-fiancee is. M.I.A. was engaged to Benjamin Zachary Bronfman (also
known as Ben Brewer) from 2009 to 2012, and they had one child together.
Ben Bronfman's father is Edgar Bronfman Jr., the heir to
the Bronfman family Seagram's fortune. Edgar Bronfman Jr. was also the C.E.O.
of the Warner Music Group. Bronfman's sisters Clare and Sara were recently
indicted for their role in providing six-figure amounts to Keith Raniere's
Hollywood sex cult NXIVM (pronounced "Nexium"). That cult had
orphanages in Mexico, and had ties to the daughter of the former president of
Mexico, Vicente Fox.
The Bronfmans are an enormously powerful
and wealthy Jewish-Canadian family. Edgar Bronfman Jr.'s wealth is estimated at
$2.5 billion USD. The family is in liquor and soda, music production and
distribution, and (as we now know) funding a Hollywood sex cult. Think of what
it means that M.I.A. was married to Edgar Bronfman Jr.. It means that she was
the niece-in-law of Clare Bronfman, and possibly while Clare
Bronfman was funding NXIVM. NXIVM was founded in 1998.
I'm sorry to stray from the topic of India, to
talk about possible Israeli and Jewish connections for so long, but this is
where it gets interesting. If M.I.A. knew that she was marrying into a family
that is all about getting drunk and fucking sex slaves while they listen to pop
music (which is what I suspect was going on), then maybe she was actually
involved with the cult.
Follow me on this one: What if M.I.A. was
the "bad bitch who came from Sri Lanka" that Nicki Minaj mentioned in
her appearance on Kanye West's 2010 song "Monster"? This possibility
may seem outright improbable and insane, but it is worth mentioning because of
what it has in common with M.I.A.'s "Paper Planes": it arguably
promotes violence. This is the song in which guest rapper Jay-Z rapped the line
"I rape women and children." Jay-Z is, of course, married to Beyonce
Knowles, who sang the Etta James classic "At Last" while Barack and
Michelle Obama danced at the first inaugural ball after Obama's inauguration as
president on January 20th, 2009.
If willingness to promote violence in music, and
willingness to marry into a wealthy family of alcohol-peddling,
sex-cult-funding Zionists, is any indication of M.I.A.'s moral compass, it
indicates a lack of a moral compass entirely. She may not have married into the
Bronfman family, but she has a child together with Edgar Bronfman Jr.'s son.
M.I.A.'s child is a Bronfman.
M.I.A.'s general worldview certainly seems to reflect
sympathy with Western secularism. It's hard not to wonder whether Mathangi
Arulpragasam is a tool in an emerging U.S.-Israeli-Indian scheme to infiltrate
the entertainment industry and Congress (along with Kal Penn, Raj
Krishnamoorthi, and possibly others).
Update (March 30th,
2021):
M.I.A.'s father was named Arul Pragasam, also known as A. R.
Arulpragasam, and the code name Arular. M.I.A. named her 2005 album Arular, as
a way to signal that her father should get in touch with her.
Arular was M.I.A.'s father's code name, for use in relation to his
involvement in the Tamil independence movement. Arul Pragasam played a part in
the founding of Eelam Revolutionary Organisation of Students (E.R.O.S.) in
England 1975. Arul Pragasam died in 2019.
In
2010, M.I.A. told TheFader.com that her father is not allied with the Tamil
Tigers; and that the Sri Lankan government protected him from the Tigers.
M.I.A. also condemned the Sri Lankan government for genocide against Tamils.
Update (August 3rd, 2021):
Additionally, M.I.A. wrote, in her song "10 Dollars":
Dial-a-Bride from Sri Lanka
Found herself a Yorkshire banker
Need a visa?
Got with a geezer
Need some money?
Paid him with a knees-up
II. Parks and Recreation is a link between Aziz Ansari and pedophilia, first, because Aziz was on the show (he played a character named Tom Haverford), but additionally, because the show stars Amy Poehler.
In Mean Girls, Poehler who played a mother who passively excuses teen drinking, as long as it's supervised by adults and occurring in the home. The film was arguably lampooning or mocking mothers like that, but Poe's Law dictates that it is unclear whether something is satire unless it's explicitly stated that it is satire. Poehler and her character have effectively taught a generation of American mothers to enable and ignore drinking, and possibly even sex, that's occurring under their own roofs. This rationalization is based on the premise that teen drinking and sex are inevitable, and would happen somewhere else in a more dangerous scenario, if not for parents hosting those behaviors and turning a blind eye to them.
Amy Poehler also once appeared as a pre-teen girl at a slumber party, in a Saturday Night Live sketch, who was being mercilessly bullied by the other girls, who were spreading the rumor that she stuck frozen hot dogs up her “nooners”. There are numerous examples of Saturday Night Live sketches that poke fun at child molestation, incest, teens wanting to date older guys and their friends' fathers.
Amy
Poehler is married to Will Arnett, the star of Arrested
Development and
Cartoon Network's BoJack
Horseman.
Jason Bateman was Arnett's co-star in Arrested
Development.
Bateman also appeared in Juno.
The film Juno arguably
normalizes teen pregnancy, and it also contains a scene in which
Bateman's character dances with Ellen Page's character. It is
difficult, for an innocent young adult, to immediately notice that
the way Bateman's character hit on Juno was completely inappropriate,
because the film is sort of shot from a teenager's perspective. The
film puts on the guise of an anti- teen-pregnancy - and an anti-
adults-hitting-on-teenagers - film, but Bateman's character suffers
only minor consequences for his actions (i.e., his wife divorces
him). The film is certainly not against teenage boys having sex with
teenage girls, nor is it strongly against adults hitting on teenage
girls.
Arnett, who co-starred with Bateman
in Arrested
Development,
is now perhaps best known for his show BoJack
Horseman,
on Cartoon Network. BoJack is
a cartoon about a horse who is basically Bob Saget from Full
House,
except washed up and trying to have sex with the girl who plays his
daughter. That character is named Sarah Lynn, played by Kristen
Schaal. Sarah Lynn becomes a Britney Spears -type character, develops
sex and drug addictions, and eventually dies of a drug overdose at
the age of 31. When she played BoJack's daughter, BoJack's character
called Sarah Lynn "my prickly muffin" affectionately, and
then, when Sarah Lynn becomes a sexed-up pop star, she releases a
song that features her singing about her vagina and calling it "my
prickly muffin".
None
of that is
creepy if the
show's intention is to make people aware that Hollywood is a sick
industry. And it clearly is; the show even features a character named
"Barry Richardson", a nod to sexual harasser and
photographer Terry Richardson. But Will Arnett also appeared
in the 2018 film Show
Dogs,
which critics described as featuring a scene intended to teach
children to accept unwanted genital touching. Arnett plays the owner
of a dog, voiced by Ludacris, who is touched by a judge, and has to
go to his "Zen place" to avoid being bothered by it.
http://www.theguardian.com/film/2018/may/23/show-dogs-rottweiler-groping-grooms-children-sexual-abuse
Given all of these facts, it's hard not to suspect that
Will Arnett and Amy Poehler might be a "Pedowood [Pedo
Hollywood] power couple". Even if they are not pedophiles, then
they are clearly insensitive about child sexual abuse; enough to have
considered it a laughing matter multiple times, and to have worked
with so many other people in the industry who have played pedophiles
and/or been accused of pedophilia themselves.
But getting back to Parks and Recreation, there's a scene in the show in which the Ron Swanson character has to be talked into telling a little girl doing a civics project for school, that he was wrong to criticize the government. This episode aired while Hillary Clinton was serving as Obama's Secretary of State, around the time that the Clinton Foundation was discovered to be involved in the Laura Silsby-Gayler child trafficking scandal in Haiti. In my opinion, to have done an episode that was basically about why it's wrong to criticize the government in front of kids, at such a time in American politics, was not only recklessly irresponsible; it was probably intentional, given that Parks and Recreation is an N.B.C. show (which is owned by General Electric, which makes components for the military and profits from wars).
Parks and Recreation, on which Aziz Ansari appeared, is not an entertainment show; it is a propaganda show disguised as an entertainment show. Just like How I Met Your Mother, he show subtly works-in its promotion of the Obama Administration, and Joe Biden, and agencies of government, specifically those that process immigration requests. Joe Biden, Michelle Obama, and John McCain actually appeared on the show.
Parks and Recreation is an undeniably political show, and the inclusion of the Ron Swanson character – the best-known self-described libertarian on television – makes that fact undeniable. Indoctrinating children into unquestioning belief in what the government says, is the first step in hooking them for life, and getting them to support their government, regardless of what those pesky conservatives and libertarians say about elite child trafficking.
It's also important to note that Rob Lowe has had a prominent role on Parks and Recreation, playing a character named Chris Traeger. Lowe nearly got kicked out of Hollywood after video leaked of him, at the age of 24, having sex with a 16-year-old girl. Lowe went uncredited for his appearance in Tommy Boy due to this controversy, but soon after the scandal, he hosted an episode of Saturday Night Live that poked fun at it in a sketch featuring Kevin Nealon, Victoria Jackson, and Lorne Michaels. Lowe later called the sex tape "the greatest thing that's ever happened" to himself and his career. Thanks a lot, Lorne!
III. Saturday Night Live is a link between Aziz Ansari and pedophilia because Ansari hosted the show (becoming the first Indian-American person to do so), and because of the show's history of pedophilic sketches.
Aside from the example I mentioned above, involving Amy Poehler, there are numerous examples of Saturday Night Live sketches that poke fun at child molestation, incest, teens wanting to date older guys and their friends' fathers. In fact, I have investigated this subject, and I estimate that somewhere between two hundred to three hundred jokes about pedophilia have been made on the show throughout its 46-year history.
These include the “Spartans Cheerleaders” sketches featuring Will Ferrell and Cheri Oteri, Molly Shannon's over-sexualized Catholic schoolgirl character “Mary Katherine Gallagher”, and the “Uncle Roy” sketches from the late 1970s which starred Buck Henry and were blatantly about a man molesting his two nieces while babysitting them. The "Canteen Boy" sketches featuring Alec Baldwin and Adam Sandler are another example.
"Uncle Roy" and "Canteen Boy" are obviously cautionary tales about pedophiles, but the fact that all four of the aforementioned sketches, became recurring sketches, should be concerning. The "Not Ready for Prime-Time Players" seem a little bit too eager to dress up as teenagers and make jokes about masturbating and dating adults.
There was also a sketch in which Will Forte went trick-or-treating as a man who is legally required to tell you that he is a registered sex offender. Another sketch featured Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson as a mad scientist who entered a child-molesting robot as his entry in a “most evil invention” contest. Lindsay Lohan's and Britney Spears's appearances on the show, in their late teens, did not go without a moment of over-emphasizing their breasts.
Just a few years ago on the show, Miley Cyrus and Kenan Thompson appeared in diapers, with Lorne Michaels himself (not wearing diapers) in the “comedic” music video for the song “Baby Steps”, on which Miley Cyrus sang about “takin' baby steps” in a relationship. In the music video, the actors actually acknowledge that Lorne Michaels makes the “players” appear in creepy, disturbing, humiliating, or bizarrely sexual sketches, in order to keep their jobs. They ask why, and get no response. That is supposed to be funny.
Saturday Night Live should be called Age Play Night Live, or Saturnalia Night Live. If you're still not convinced that there is something creepy about this show, watch the first ten minutes of the 1982 episode that Drew Barrymore hosted at the age of seven. In the opening sketch, she acknowledges that she isn't supposed to say bad words during the episode. Then she orders an alcoholic drink. During the monologue, one of the actors asks her who she wants to marry, and she says Steven Spielberg.
Actor Owen Benjamin suspects Steven Spielberg of having raped young Poltergeist actress Heather o'Rourke to death. There are pictures, from the 1980s, of Drew and Heather both sitting on Spielberg's knees. Finally, in the first sketch after the monologue, the same actor who asked Drew who she wanted to marry, used the phrase “penis breath” in a sketch about the Spielberg-Barrymore joint E.T.. The alien who hides in your closet wearing women's clothes and a wig, and then touches you with his finger, and you can't resist because it's for your health. Totally not creepy at all, right? It's a miracle that Drew got out of there alive. She has pledged not to allow her children into the industry until they are at least teenagers. Drew Barrymore knows exactly what's going on here.
For Aziz Ansari to have hosted Saturday Night Live - even as its first Indian-American host - is not something of which he should be proud.
You
might be saying, "Hey, it's not like Aziz appeared
in any sketches about pedophilia on
that S.N.L. episode." Hang
on!
On
the episode of S.N.L. which Aziz hosted, he appeared in a sketch with
Melissa Villasenor. In that sketch, Aziz and Melissa play members of
a couple, whom are trying to introduce "age play" -type sex
talk into their foreplay. The one big, laughable, memorable moment in
the sketch, comes when Villasenor's character awkwardly says "Oh
yeah, Dad" to her boyfriend, instead of calling him something
(slightly) less creepy such as "daddy".
Playing the boyfriend of someone who awkwardly calls your
character "daddy", does not, alone, make Aziz Ansari a
pedophile. But the comfort he appears to have, with making jokes
about pedophilia, and working with people accused of pedophilia,
should be a cause for concern. This may seem funny, but to people who
have been molested or raped, it is insensitive, and may even be
re-traumatizing, depending on the person.
IV. Flight
of the Conchords is
a link between Aziz Ansari and pedophilia because Aziz was on the
show (playing the sidewalk fruit vendor Sinjay), and his co-star
Kristen Schaal has poked fun at pedophilia several times throughout
her career.
One example is her character
Sarah Lynn from Cartoon Network's BoJack
Horseman,
which I already mentioned.
Another is her
appearance on another Cartoon Network show, The
Heart, She Holler!, in
which she plays a victim of incest who is sexually attracted to her
father. That father is dead, and a ghost, and appearing as a series
of video tapes which he recorded before his death, but there is a
scene in which she "goes down on him" by giving off-screen
oral sex to his image sitting atop of a television stand that has
wheels at the bottom of it.
Don't get me
wrong, The
Heart, She Holler! is
a funny show, precisely because of how fucked up it is. There are
references to voodoo dolls, and a guy asks God to have sex with him
while he's praying in a bathroom stall. And it's entirely possible
that the intention of the show is as it seems to be, which is to
create a show like Dynasty,
but with a "southern Gothic" -style twist. The twist is
that the town has a curse, which is also a secret. It is slowly
revealed that Kristen Schaal's character's grandmother, Meemaw, can't
die, and also that she is Virginia Dare, the first white child born
in North America.
But again, the show features
numerous references to, and jokes about, pedophilia, and about
Schaal's "Hurshe" character trying to have sex with her
dead father in order to get control of the family, her father's
fortune, and the "holler" (i.e.,
the town). Finally, there is an episode in the second or third season
in which it is revealed that nearly every character in town likes to
dress up as a little blonde girl and play pretend, except for Meemaw,
who, instead, kills a little girl and then steals her voice.
Another example of Kristen Schaal's pedophilia jokes, is
the time she hired
a little girl to tell a sexually-tinged joke about having a boy in
her basement during
one of Schaal's comedy specials.
See the
following link to watch Schaal (in an obviously rehearsed sketch)
dare a girl of about ten to "come up here and try this
yourself". The girl obliges, and proceeds to tell a joke that
alludes to B.D.S.M. (Bondage, Domination, and Slave & Master /
Sadomasochism).
http://www.cc.com/video/vak63c/kristen-schaal-live-at-the-fillmore-kristen-schaal-all-ages-show
This
may not prove that Schaal is a pedophile, but it proves that she is
insensitive about child abuse, and probably considers it a laughing
matter.
The value of getting that young
actress "exposure" is not worth the potential negative
consequences of normalizing children making sex jokes to adult
audiences. It feeds the idea that "children are not innocent"
and already know about sex, which feeds the notion that "they
need to be taught how to do it some time", (and eventually, when
they get to high school and college, "someone needs to break
them in").
Evidently Kristen Schaal
thinks it is funny when little girls make sex jokes about having
little boys in their basement. Could you imagine if a ten or
twelve-year-old boy made
such a joke about girls?
He would be booed off stage, as he would deserve to be.
But Kristen Schaal is out there making this sort of stuff
acceptable. And Aziz Ansari has either noticed none
of this,
or else has noticed
it and doesn't care enough to stop associating with Schaal.
V. Bob's
Burgers is
a link between Aziz Ansari and pedophilia because Aziz played video
game enthusiast Darryl on the show, and the show has joked about
pedophilia.
Aziz Ansari's co-stars
on Bob's
Burgers include...
you guessed it... Kristen Schaal. Patton Oswalt also appeared
on Bob's
Burgers as
a food critic. It's also worth noting that Patton Oswalt starred
in The
Heart, She Holler! alongside
Kristen Schaal.
In the episode featuring
Oswalt, Kristen Schaal's character Louise, who is a little girl,
comes up with a joke with her older brother Gene, to name one of the
signature hamburgers "The Child Molester", because "it
comes with candy". Soon thereafter, Bob (voiced by H. Jon
Benjamin) notices a guy in the restaurant who "looks like a
child molester". That character was an undercover food critic
dressed as a rabbi, voiced by Oswalt.
This
is not the only time Bob's
Burgers has
juxtaposed children and sex for laughs. In one episode, the parents
Bob and Linda turned their house into a bed and breakfast, and had to
hide from their children the fact that one of the couples that was
staying over, was having bondage-style sex.
The
show has also made numerous allusions to Gene's possible transgender
or non-binary status, which is arguably fixation on a child's
sexuality or sexual identity. Additionally, the older sister
character, Tina, is voiced by a man, and she is a "horse girl"
who is obsessed with teen boy bands. Her awkwardness, and her sexual
fantasies, are frequent sources of humor on the show. There is an
episode in which Tina's "erotic friend fiction" gets stolen
by one of her classmates, and she responds by writing a new erotic
story about her classmates, and reading it out loud in front of a
whole cafeteria full of the children.
One
child molestation joke in an entire series is arguably an accident.
But something that happens more than once is not an accident, nor a
coincidence. Multiple child molestation jokes constitutes
a pattern.
Aziz Ansari and Kristen Schaal, and others, have had
plenty of opportunities to avoid making child molestation jokes over
and over again on the shows in which they appear - and plenty of
opportunities to avoid appearing alongside actors who have made
careers out of this type of material - yet it is obvious that Schaal
has not taken any of these opportunities.
[Note: Oswalt has told pedophilia jokes in his act as well. These include his joke (and short song) about "Uncle Touchy's naked puzzle basement", his joke about a girl getting "fucked" by someone wearing a Garfield mask, and a joke about a true crime TV show voice-over saying that children's blood led from a school bus into a church. That fact, and a tweet in which he referred to his daughter Alice as a "little morsel", have been used to suggest that Oswalt is a pedophile. However, that tweet was photoshopped, and some of the same people who allege Oswalt is a pedophile, also claim that he murdered his wife Meredith. Oswalt's wife, Meredith Salenger, was a serial killer hobbyist, and a "true crime" researcher and author. According to Oswalt, when he woke up one morning, his wife was unresponsive. Salenger's research later led to the arrest of Joseph James d'Angelo for the numerous rapes and murders committed by the Golden State Killer. I personally do not believe that Oswalt is a pedophile; I believe that he tells those jokes for shock value. But it's hard to know for sure. Either way, I do not believe that he is a clear and present danger to his daughter.]
VI. The Venture Bros., on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim, is a link between Aziz Ansari and pedophilia, because Aziz played the character Martin on the show, and the show has made jokes about pedophilia, and even has a child rapist character.
There
is an episode of The
Venture Bros. titled
"Self-Medication", in which the Venture boys, Hank and
Dean, are guarded by a character named Sergeant Hatred. Sergeant
Hatred became a pedophile after developing increased empathy as the
side effect of an experimental drug given to him by a secret
government agency. Sergeant Hatred was subsequently given a drug
called "Nomolestol" to curb his sexual appetite for
children, which allowed him to become the Venture brothers' bodyguard
without assaulting them.
This episode could be
interpreted as promoting the chemical castration of child sex
offenders, in which case it would be completely appropriate. But it
might just be another example of poking fun at child molestation.
There is also a character in The
Venture Bros. named
Nikki Fictel, voiced by Lisa Hammer, and later, Saturday
Night Live's
Kate McKinnon. The Nikki Fictel character had sex with Dr. Venture
when she was fifteen years old, after telling him that she was
twenty. There are numerous references to sex, and statutory rape,
that surround the Nikki Fictel character, who appeared in two
episodes.
At first glance, there's nothing
that would suggest a direct connection between Aziz Ansari's
character Martin, on The
Venture Bros..
But it's perhaps worth mentioning that there is a
character on that show, including in Ansari's episode, called The
Monarch, who is the main villain. The show also contains numerous
references to secret government programs. It's possible that the name
of "The Monarch" is a reference to Project Monarch, which
was part of MK-ULTRA, according to Cathy o'Brien.
O'Brien accused George H.W. Bush and others of child sex crimes
in the early 1990s. MK-ULTRA and Project Monarch were child
brainwashing and sexual torture programs. It's possible that the
"monarch" in "Project Monarch" is a symbol for
puberty, because butterflies emerge from cocoons after they go into a
larval stage as worms. The episode with Aziz Ansari references the
Monarch, cocoons, and also "roofies" (a reference to the
drug rohypnol, which is used to make people unconscious and then rape
them).
Just another show full of pedophilia and sex jokes of which Ansari could have chosen to steer clear, but didn't.
VII. Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee is a link between Aziz Ansari and pedophilia because Ansari appeared on the show (as himself), and the host of the show is a pedophile. I'm referring, of course, to Jerry Seinfeld.
Jerry
Seinfeld was thirty-eight
years old when
he began dating 17-year-old Shoshanna Lonstein Gruss. They met some
time in either 1992 or 1993.
The 48th, 50th,
51st,
and 56th episodes
of Seinfeld,
which were aired around the same time, all featured jokes about
either pedophilia, a possible reference to childhood in sex talk, or
wanting to have sex with a virgin. The 48th episode is "The
Cheever Letters", the 50th episode is “The Virgin”, the 51st
is “The Contest”, and the 56th is “The Shoes”.
In "The Cheever Letters", Jerry's girlfriend
Sandra leaves his apartment after Sandra was talking about her
panties, and Jerry replied, "You mean the panties your mother
laid out for you?" This is revealed during a conversation with
George, about Jerry's "dirty talk". Jerry declines to
explain to George why he mentioned Sandra's mother during dirty talk.
It's possible that the Jerry character was trying to infantilize
Sandra, or get her to try "age play". "The Cheever
Letters" episode was written by Larry David.
http://seinfeld.fandom.com/wiki/The_Cheever_Letters
In “The Virgin”, Frasier's
Jane Leeves plays Marla Penny, an adult woman in her late 20s or
early 30s who is still a virgin. The sexual frustration which Jerry
experiences in the “Virgin” episode, leads to the following
episode, “The Contest”, also featuring Leeves. That episode,
which is one of the best-known and most popular episode in the show's
history, was about the four main characters entering into a betting
game to see who can go the longest without having sex. In the series
finale, Marla Penny actually testifies
in court about
how horrified she was when she found out about this game, which Jerry
was playing while he was dating her. But focusing on the “Contest”
episode: during that episode, there is a scene in which Jerry tries
to distract himself from how pent-up (and, presumably, horny) he is.
He does so by calling his mother on the phone while watching the
children's cartoon show Tiny
Toons.
While watching the show, Jerry sings along to the song “The Wheels
on the Bus (Go 'Round and 'Round)”. This may not be a direct joke
at the expense of child sex crime victim, but it is certainly a
juxtaposition of children and sex which is intended to get laughs. If
it is not pedophilic, then it is at least insensitive, and shows that
the writers can't think of anything to distract Jerry that doesn't
have to do with child-like things.
Speaking of
child-like things, not only does the real Jerry date teenagers while
the fake Jerry dates virgins; the fake Jerry is an immature adult who
basically has the mind of a child. He spends all his time making
stupid, pointless observations, and talking about nothing, and making
jokes all the time. Like a child does. He also eats and talks about
cereal all the time, and Superman either appears as a figurine or is
mentioned in nearly every single episode. I don't know whether it
says anything about real Jerry, but fake Jerry has obviously not
grown up yet.
In “The Shoes”, George stares down the blouse of a
teenage girl. George Costanza, played by Jason Alexander, risked
losing a job opportunity after television producer Russell Dalrymple
(played by Bob Balaban) caught him staring down the blouse of the
young girl in his office. That young girl was played by Brooke
Shields when she was 21 or 22. It was revealed that the young girl
character was not only just 15 years old, but also Dalrymple's
daughter.
All of this means that Seinfeld broadcast four episodes about either pedophilia, reference to childhood in the bedroom, or wanting to have sex with a virgin, within the five-month span of time between late October 1992 and February 1993.
Think
about how pathological that is. Seinfeld had just begun dating a
17-year-old girl, and I'm sure there were probably people who thought
it was creepy. If there were, and their opinion got back to Jerry and
Larry David, they probably just said “Let's put it in the show! We
can make jokes about it!” They were probably trying to “nip
things in the bud” by making jokes about having sex with virgins,
to get the audience accustomed to laughing about jokes that include
both the topic of children or virginity and the topic of sex. The
Marla Penny character is visibly in her thirties, and not a teenager,
but it's hard to avoid wondering whether the “The Virgin”
character, and episode, may have been influenced by the fact that
Jerry was dating a teenage girl at the time.
It's also noteworthy that the character of George Costanza is
based on Larry David, the producer of Seinfeld.
We might wonder whether George's experience – almost losing a job
opportunity for getting caught staring down a female's shirt –
could have been based on something that happened to Larry David.
Maybe it was even a teenage girl, and/or the daughter of a producer.
You know what they say: “Life imitates art, and art imitates
life.”
Maybe Larry David is a pedophile!
Let's look at some more facts.
When Larry
David hosted Saturday
Night Live,
he made a joke about Harvey Weinstein, in which the punch line
involved a Jewish rapist trying to get laid in a concentration camp,
harassing other Holocaust victims imprisoned there. That was wildly
insensitive, but it didn't have to do with children. However, later
in the episode, Larry David appeared alongside sitting
U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders in
yet another sketch
about an incident of mass death, the Titanic sinking. In that sketch,
Larry David played a Titanic passenger who tried to steal a lifeboat
from a boy, which was reserved for women and children only. David's
character shouts that the boy is, in fact, a man, and that he could
see the boy's “happy trail”, a reference to pubic hair.
Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David obviously consider the
juxtaposition of children and sex to be a laughing matter. None of
this information may directly suggest that they are attracted to
small children, but it's probable that they are attracted to teenage
girls and have no problem joking about it in a very public manner.
It turns out that Seinfeld isn't
about “nothing” after all! For a few years there, I thought it
was about food, such as cereals; or perhaps Superman. I guess it's
about pedophilia!
Avoid, Aziz. I'd say "try
harder to notice next time", but this is all too much to be a
coincidence.
VIII.
The Jash comedy troupe is a link between Aziz Ansari and pedophilia
because Aziz produced a show for Jash, and several members of Jash
have made pedophilic jokes, and even a whole show about teen
sexuality. Jash has been described as a “comedy collective” or
“comedy community”, and it is also an advertising agency.
Aziz Ansari, Eric Wareheim (of Cartoon Network's Tim
and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!),
and director Jason Woliner, have a food and culture show called Food
Club,
which was produced for Jash.
The members of
Jash are Michael Cera, Sarah Silverman, Reggie Watts, and Tim and
Eric (Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim). Daniel Kellison, Doug deLuca,
and Mickey Meyer are also involved with the collective. Andy Samberg
has also discussed his involvement with Jash, in a red carpet
appearance featuring fellow S.N.L. alum
Norm MacDonald.
Andy Samberg formed the band
Lonely Island, which became well-known for its hilarious music
videos, shown on Saturday
Night Live.
The other members of the Lonely Island are Jorma Taccone and Akiva
Schaffer, both of whom are actor-comedian-writer-directors. All three
members of the Lonely Island were given credits as producers of the
Hulu show Pen15,
which features thirty-year-old women playing themselves as
13-year-olds. In Pen15,
teenage girls' sexuality is discussed in excruciating detail.
I might have let this fact go, had it not been for
Samberg's association with the obviously pedophilic S.N.L..
I cannot recall any particular sketch containing Samberg making
pedophilic jokes, but I have read that either Akiva Schaffer or Jorma
Taccone publicly made a joke about Andy Samberg inserting his
“hairless penis” into the vagina of his wife, Joanna Newsom (the
cousin of California Governor Gavin Newsom).
It
seems clear that the members of Lonely Island consider pubic hair and
teenage sexuality to be laughing matter. And they certainly are. If
you're still a teenager.
Aziz Ansari
easily could have avoided becoming so closely involved with people
who make pubic hair jokes, make music videos for a pedophilic sketch
comedy show, and financed a whole show about women dressing up as
teenage girls. Again, Aziz Ansari chose not to.
IX. Eric Wareheim is a link between Aziz Ansari and
pedophilia because of Wareheim's and Ansari's work with the Lonely
Island, which I have detailed above.
For
those who aren't up to date on what's being shown on TV these days,
we should keep in mind that Tim and Eric, Bob's
Burgers, and The Venture Bros. all air on Adult
Swim, which is what's on the children's cartoon channel
Cartoon Network. Which means that, if children stay up late and
try to watch Cartoon Network, they will see some of the most absurd –
and “funny because it's fucked up” shows.
In
the last five years, that list of shows has included Mother,
May I Dance with Mary Jane's Fist?, a show called Golan
the Insatiable that begins with a monster marching into a
courtroom and demanding in front of parents and children that a
monument to Satan be erected in the town square, and a show about a
dog that is apparently possessed by the Devil but actually helps save
a child from evil people.
Don't get me wrong;
it is still the responsibility of adults to keep their children from
staying up too late and watching these shows. I am writing this
article for adults. But the fact that these shows
are on the same channel as “ordinary” children's programming
should concern us. Especially considering that that “ordinary”
programming still fixates on children's sexual identity (Steven
Universe) and makes tons of jokes about body parts and bodily
functions (Teen Titans Go!).
To get
to the topic of Tim and Eric directly, I have not
noticed anything overtly pedophilic on the show, but I found one
appearance by Will Ferrell to be disturbing. That appearance was the
sketch “Original Child Clown Outlet”.
The
sketch includes references to Ferrell's character harvesting his
ejaculate to create clown babies, clowns and children touching each
other, putting children into “cages they can't see through”, and
burying children “in the back” as a punishment for misbehavior.
All of this happens within the span of eighty-one seconds.
These people are throwing pedophile jokes at you so fast that
you can't even notice that that's what they're doing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAU_Ez84l4c
Will Ferrell has also appeared as “Craig the Spartans
cheerleader” and “Nuni, son of Nuni and Nuni”
in S.N.L. sketches that focus on the character's
emerging sexuality. In the “Spartans” sketch, his character is in
high school, while the “Nuni” character is in his thirties but
thinks he is going through puberty. Ferrell also appeared on an
episode of The Chris Gethard Show, and performed a
Satanic ceremony to promote the show's ratings. You know, as a
joke.
These people are freaks. Anyone who
associates with them are freaks. I'm talking to you,
Aziz, and Eric Wareheim, and Tim Heidecker.
Once
when I was in high school, I made a car full of my theater friends
angry because I said “all actors are gay”. I should have said
“all actors are pedophiles”. If I had done so, it would have made
a lot more sense when – nearly twenty years later, in 2020 – our
theater director, David Miller, turned out to have been having
sexually inappropriate relationships with 17-year-old boys. One time
during a talent show, Dave dressed up as a little Dutch girl with
blonde hair and went “Bloo-loo-loo! Bloo-loo-loo!” to imitate the
sound of Dutch. Some things happen and you go years without thinking
about it, and then it turns out that what happened should have been
an indication that the person was a pedophile.
I
know a pedophilic freak who wants to be an actor when I see one, and
I am telling you that Will Ferrell was not “writing a sketch”
when he planned to emerge through a fake womb as part of a
performance art piece to pray to the Devil for ratings (and thus
commercial success). That sketch was clearly influenced by the
“spirit cooking” that was recommended by black magician Aleister
Crowley.
Even if the Devil does not exist,
that fact alone cannot stop people who worship the
Devil from sacrificing you to him, if they want to do so. “We're
just pretending” is not consoling, when you're literally doing a
black magick ritual on television. The fact that it's a joke makes
it more fucked up, not less.
Will Ferrell's history of playing characters fixated on their
sexuality and sexual development, and the possibility that he is a
Satanist (or at least interested in blood magick and black magick),
should be concerning.
It's also worth noting
that Will Ferrell appeared at artist Marina Abramovic's Museum of
Modern Art banquet, where she and Debbie Harry cut up a giant cake
that was shaped like a human laying in a vat of blood. Ferrell
appeared alongside his wife, and he was wearing a clean white suit.
All guests at the event were required to wear white tops; this was
likely an allusion to purity. Wearing white is how they cleanse
themselves of the sin of what they do to their victims.
Aziz Ansari has been in Hollywood for a while. He ought
to know better than to associate with a disturbed mind such as that
of Will Ferrell, and with Tim and Eric, who allow him to joke on
their show about clowns molesting children and then killing them and
burying them after they were created in a breeding program.
"Well, when you put it that way...!"
X.
James Franco is a link between Aziz Ansari and pedophilia because
Aziz Ansari roasted James Franco for Comedy Central, and James Franco
had a sex scandal involving underage girls.
In
January 2018, Newsweek and Gawker published
articles reporting that a woman from Scotland had accused Franco of
trying to hook up with her through Instagram when she was 17. Franco
has also been accused, by five actresses, of pressuring his former
acting students into doing nude scenes.
What is Aziz Ansari doing hanging out with someone who has been accused of so much sexually inappropriate behavior towards significantly younger women and teen(s)? The answer is coming shortly.
XI. Dave Chappelle is a link between Aziz Ansari and pedophilia because Aziz performed at the presentation of the 2019 Mark Twain prize to Chappelle, and Chappelle confessed to watching the R. Kelly sex tape on Chappelle's Show.
With regard to R. Kelly, Dave Chappelle is best remembered for making fun of the man (Robert Sylvester Kelly). He did so in several music videos which he produced for the show. The songs were parodies of R. Kelly's songs, repurposed to be about “peeing on people” and “doodoo butter”.
Fewer Chappelle fans, however, probably remember that Chappelle's Show once featured a sketch in which Dave appeared in voir dire (jury selection process), defending Michael Jackson and R. Kelly for their alleged sex crimes against children. The version of himself that Chappelle plays in this sketch, justifies vehemently defending Kelly and Jackson for three reasons: 1) the police disproportionately kill African-American suspects; 2) the police lie about that, and frame people, and might be trying to shake down black celebrities; 3) the suspects in question are black. The third reason is revealed when Chappelle says “Oh yeah, Baretta did that shit” when questioned about what he knew about the Robert Blake murder allegations.
In Chappelle's defense, this was obviously an intentionally subversive sketch, as Chappelle's sketches often are. And Chappelle did end up saying that he would not allow his son to sleep in the same bed with Michael Jackson, after defending him. But the fact remains: the “version of himself” which Chappelle was playing in the juror selection sketch, admitted to viewing the R. Kelly sex tape. The one in which R. Kelly urinates on, and has sex with, a 15-year-old girl.
Of course, it's possible that Chappelle, himself, did not see the video, and was merely having his “character Dave Chappelle” summarize what he had heard was in the video from second-hand sources. If that's the case, then Dave Chappelle did not admit to watching child pornography on his own show. But if the “character Dave Chappelle” in that sketch was based on his own experiences, then Chappelle admitted to watching child porn. There is also a Chappelle's Show sketch in which Dave travels to “the Internet” - pictured as a giant mall – and gets addicted to the porn store. This includes references to having sex with a goat. I am not about to accuse Dave Chappelle of having sex with a goat, as I do not want to be accused of trying to frame black celebrities; I merely wish to point out that this was probably Chappelle's way of admitting that he has an internet porn addiction. He also made an entire film about how pussy was the only thing important enough to him to make him quit smoking weed (Half Baked). It seems hard to deny the possibility that the real Dave Chappelle downloaded the R. Kelly sex tape on the internet at one point or another, and watched it.
Chappelle has also said in his stand-up comedy, regarding the Kelly scandal: “How old is fifteen, really?”. Those who have watched The Boondocks's take on the R. Kelly scandal may respond to these facts by reciting the line from that episode: “If I didn't want to get peed on, I'd just get out of the way.” But I will remind you that the character who spoke that line is an eight-year-old child; Riley Freeman. It's a funny line, but Chappelle – and Boondocks creator Aaron McGruder – seem to have made a few excuses for peeing on children.
Let's not downplay the seriousness of what Aaron McGruder did either. He took a line that means “I know how to avoid getting peed on for sexual purposes”, and put it into the mouth of a child character. He may not have meant to do so, but this just furthers the same twisted idea that Kristen Schaal's little girl comedian jokes furthers. It promotes the idea that children are not innocent about sexual matters. Of course, some kids know what sex is and some kids don't, but the fact that they know a little bit, should not serve as an excuse to tell them a whole lot more, nor should it serve as an excuse to have sex with them, nor to let them tell a thousand adults a joke about having little boys in their basements.
The
fact that you can come up with jokes about a grown man having sex
with a teenage girl, does not mean that you should. R. Kelly “had
sex with” a fifteen-year-old girl (i.e., took
advantage of his older age and his celebrity to rape
her),
and subjected her to a sexual fetish that is arguably demeaning and
humiliating. The fact that he introduced a legal minor – a child –
to a sexual fetish, is also disturbing.
Peepee
and doodoo and kaka are funny, Dave Chappelle (and Aaron McGruder).
But that doesn't make the rape of minors funny. Maybe Dave should
stick to the Diarrhea Song and the cultural observations for a while.
And stop talking politics with pedophile Jerry Seinfeld.
Stay away from Dave Chappelle, Aziz.
XII. Nick Kroll
Nick Kroll is a link
between Aziz Ansari and pedophilia because Ansari toured with Kroll
on Kroll's "Glow in the Dark Comedy Tour", they worked
together on "Comedy Bang! Bang", and Ansari appeared on
Kroll's The
Kroll Show,
while Kroll voices a character based on himself, on the show he
created, titled Big
Mouth.
Big
Mouth -
like Pen15,
another show on Netflix - has been widely criticized for featuring
entirely too much content that hyper-focuses on teenage sexuality.
One example is depicting puberty through characters called "hormone
monsters".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Mouth_(TV_series)
http://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/netflix-s-big-mouth-season-4-makes-past-queer-missteps-ncna1250065
http://www.thewrap.com/big-mouth-nick-kroll-netflix-penis-gross/
The show has also caused numerous other scandals due to
its content.
http://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/michaelblackmon/big-mouth-new-season-jenny-slate-netflix
http://deadline.com/2019/10/big-mouth-co-creator-andrew-goldberg-netflix-pansexuality-bisexuality-lgbtq-1202756202/
http://popculture.com/streaming/news/netflix-big-mouth-mocks-13-reasons-why-suicide-scandal-dicey-scene/
http://www.distractify.com/p/big-mouth-controversy
I'm not saying "Children shouldn't be allowed to
see these shows". I'm saying that adults shouldn't
watch them either. People should have more respect for themselves
than to watch shows about puberty monsters. "Fucked up"
does not automatically equal funny.
The creators of
this show - Andrew Goldberg, Nick Kroll, Mark Levin, and Jennifer
Flackett - did
not need to create
a show like this. There does not need to be an entire show about
"coming of age", i.e., puberty.
Or if there does, it has already been done, and much more tastefully
so (The
Wonder Years).
The creators of this show obviously get off on hyperfocusing on
teenage sexuality, which - like the creators of Pen15 -
they get ideas for their show from their own experiences.
If gross-out comedy is automatically funny, then that is only
true for children. But this show is obviously not for kids. It is for
immature adults. It is for adults who are pedophiles. There is a
difference between a child laughing to himself about urine, and
Nickelodeon coming up with a whole show (You
Can't Do That on Television!) just
so it can have an excuse to cover children with slime, and shoving it
in kids' faces. You can tell the difference between The
Wonder Years and Big
Mouth,
can't you? Do both of these shows really deserve to be lumped into
the same "coming-of-age story" category?
Advising Aziz Ansari to stay away from people who make these
kinds of shows, probably isn't enough at this point. Ansari had too
many chances to say no to pedo-Hollywood, and he didn't take any of
them.
Let's review.
Aziz Ansari has been the co-star of Rob Lowe, who made a porn film with Georgia resident Lena Jan Dunham when she was 16 and he was 24. Two of Ansari's former co-stars dated, or tried to date, seventeen-year-old girls; Jerry Seinfeld and James Franco. He has also worked with Amy Poehler, and the Lonely Island (and Jash), and other people at Saturday Night Live, and Tim and Eric, whom have all made numerous jokes about pedophilia. He worked with Kristen Schaal – and several people whom Schaal has worked with – after Schaal coached a little girl to make a sex joke onstage. Lastly, he worked with Dave Chappelle, and with the creators of The Venture Bros., and Nick Kroll.
That is eleven or thirteen people with whom Ansari worked closely, whom have perpetrated sex crimes against minors; legally had sex with girls between 16 and 18; or made numerous jokes about pedophilia in their comedy, shows, or movies. Ansari is clearly not even trying to avoid these people. You would think, that out of these eleven or thirteen people, something would have stuck out that seemed odd.
It's possible that Ansari likes that sort of humor, and maybe even seeks it out on purpose. I'm not aware of any pedophilic jokes that Ansari has told in his act, but the sketch with Melissa Villasenor was his only memorable appearance on the show.
To be fair to Aziz, those ten or twelve people with whom he co-starred, only covers about one-third or one-fourth of Aziz Ansari's entire lifetime acting and comedy resume. Still, the fact that I can look at his resume, and ten different people jump out at me quickly, should indicate that something fishy might be up with “Randy” (his persona / character who talks about his dick and then blows an airhorn).
It's interesting to note that Ansari talks about his teenage cousin Darwish in his comedy. If Ansari is not a pedophile, then that's nothing to be concerned about. If he is a pedophile, then he might be doing that in order to curry favor with young teenage fans.
Ansari
also talks about knowing
and being friends with Kanye West during
his routine about Darwish. So Ansari knows M.I.A. and
Kanye West,
which is interesting because of the “bad bitch... from Sri Lanka”
line in the Kanye / Nicki Minaj (etc.)
song “Monster”. That song, if you haven't suspected it yet, is
about being a monster, and basically bragging about it.
The facts that Ansari appears in shows with pedophiles and comedians who joke about pedophilia – and he knows Kanye West and fellow Tamil M.I.A. (whom is possibly secretly referenced in one of Kanye's most successful songs, and married into a billionaire family that funded a sex cult, and wrote a song that arguably glorifies having sex with rich old men for money) – should be concerning.
You
might be asking, “Why would you ever suspect that Aziz Ansari would
be the type of person who is attracted to children in the first
place?” I am not trying to suggest, by any means, that there is any
“type” of person who is or becomes attracted to children. But one
reason that might explain Aziz's possible pedophilia – if he
is a pedophile – could be that he is very short, and therefore
cannot easily get a full-sized or adult woman to date him because he
looks almost like a child next to the larger among them. Ansari
stands 5 feet 6 inches tall.
If Aziz is having
trouble getting a girlfriend because of his height, that might help
explain the following sex scandal.
http://babe.net/2018/01/13/aziz-ansari-28355
http://www.cnn.com/2019/07/10/entertainment/aziz-ansari-allegation-netflix-special/index.html
In January 2018, a 23-year-old woman accused Ansari of
attempting to pressure her into sex unsuccessfully, and said that
they had oral sex. That oral sex may have occurred under pressure.
The woman's identity is unknown. If Ansari was born in 1983, and this
incident occurred before 2018, and the woman was 23 when she wrote
the article in the first link above, then that means the woman was
born around 1995, which makes her up to 10 or 12 years younger than
Ansari. They were both legal adults at the time, but the significant
age difference should be a cause for concern – as should the
fact that the oral sex they had probably occurred under pressure – in
case it turns out that the woman is telling the truth.
If you've looked up at the title of
this article recently, you're probably asking, "OK, so Aziz
Ansari might be a pedophile. What
does this have to do with the R.S.S.?"
The R.S.S. is a males-only volunteer militia that is
subjugating women, in a country that is among the most plagued with
child sex trafficking and gang rape. The R.S.S., and Narendra Modi's
regime, retaining power in India, foretells widespread sexual
subjugation of the women and girls in India. Gandhi, who "tested
himself" by sleeping in a bed with young girls, once beat his
wife for not cleaning the toilet, saying that everyone had to do it.
Gandhi may have been right to point out that it's undignified to clean another human being's shit, but it's also undignified to sleep in a bed with little girls and beat your wife!? What the fuck, dude!? Stop sleeping with little girls and beating your wife, and start writing a very long letter to Hitler, I guess, if that's what it takes to distract you. Maybe you need some weed from Dave Chappelle, or some pussy.
Not every immigrant is a left-winger or a progressive, just because they are an ethnic minority. Gandhi was a pedophile and a Nazi sympathizer, and excuses for his behavior have almost certainly contributed to the Nazi subculture in India as well as its rape culture.
If Modi's regime and the R.S.S. retain power in India, and ties between India and Biden's pro-Hollywood Democratic Party administration strengthen, then it will assist the Indian and U.S. governments, and their men, in taking a huge step to render women physically powerless to struggle against rape, and legally powerless to hold their attackers accountable. It will also result in increased trafficking of young girls, both in and outside of India and the United States.
Aziz Ansari has positioned himself perfectly between India, the Bronfman family sex cult NXIVM, Democratic Zionist elements in Hollywood, the Kanye-Kardashian family, and a dozen possible pedophile celebrities. It's completely possible that Aziz Ansari has never molested or raped a child, or any minor. But to assume that he has not positioned himself there on purpose, in order to gain influence, is almost irrationally naive.
This
is not a joke. Aziz Ansari is a joke. Any idiot can make dick jokes,
call himself Randy, and then blow an airhorn. I am
funnier than Aziz Ansari! If you ask me, Aziz should say "Ansari"
about his affiliation with M.I.A., Kanye, and other shady
celebrities.
You might think a lot of the things I suggested are a
stretch, but you know what's also a stretch? The way Aziz has to
stand on his tiptoes to kiss women his own age, because he's so short
that he has to force women who are a decade younger than he is to
give him begrudging blowjobs after they deny him vaginal intercourse.
All joking aside, Ansari said that the intercourse that they did have, appeared to him to have been completely consensual.
In
the typical Hollywood fashion - the fashion of Celebrity
Rehab with Dr. Drew and
Rob Lowe's poking fun at his sex tape that would now be considered
child pornography - Aziz Ansari has been allowed to resuscitate
himself. Here's a link to a Netflix special that he made about the
sexual abuse allegations against him.
I guess when someone makes sexual abuse allegations against you, you can just make a special about it, and do a funny interview of it with fellow Indian-American comedian Hasan Minhaj. Minhaj is the host of Comedy Central's Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj.
Original excerpt written on February 4th, 9th, and 14th, 2021
Edited and expanded on February 27th and August 3rd and 4th, 2021
This article was first published on February 18th, 2021
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